stunt_muppet: (nom nom nom)
2011-10-21 12:49 am
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Jeffrey Donovan from Burn Notice was in a crappy Blair Witch Project sequel.

I've also learned that Matt Bomer (from White Collar) was in The Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2: The Beginning. The modern version, not the original.

Neither of them could elevate the pain parade movies they were stuck in, sadly.

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I don't know why, but organizing and labelling the scarf section at the shop made me feel quite accomplished. It was a big section! And I organized it and labelled it and restocked it and made it look tidy! Apparently I'm now in charge of the scarf section and keeping it stocked, as well as in charge of the Facebook page! FUCK YEAH I AM THE BEST EMPLOYEE EVER.

Which makes me feel kind of terrible about going to a job fair yesterday and actually having people ask for my resume, establishing contacts et al. I've been working at the shop for over a year now! I've got more responsibilities! I'm good at what I do! Oh, wait, you say there's a full-time position somewhere else? Okay bye guys. Don't forget to say nice things about me to prospective employers!

I know there's no real reason to feel guilty about this - I had never planned to stay at the shop forever - but I don't want to just jump ship when I'm good at what I do there. Maybe I can volunteer on nights and weekends.

Or maybe, just like every other time, no one will hire me and the point will be moot. But hey, there were some organizations at the job fair who were actually looking for communications people to translate medical literature! That's pretty much what I do and they seemed pretty excited about my applying, so. We'll see what happens.

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So the "DVD Commentary" fic meme is going around, and while normally I skip it because I don't write nearly enough to justify using this meme, but it's been a while, so:

Pick a one-shot or a single chapter from one of my multi-chapter fics and I will do a DVD-style commentary on it. You know, writing process, places the story might have gone, scenes I ended up not writing, stale jokes...you know, stuff.

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Sleeping time now. I'm actually getting back on track with schoolwork! It's amazing. Everything feels manageable.

stunt_muppet: (nom nom nom)
2011-10-08 12:24 am
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Drive-by post goes beep beep beep.

Looking through the movie reviews in this week's paper, I realized that the media I'm most excited about at the moment are
a) the season finale of Transformers Prime
b) the next episode of My Little Pony c
) the pending release of the next chapter of The Silver Lining d
) Real Steel, which looks to be about as thoughtful as a box of rocks but fuck it, I don't care, Hugh Jackman and boxing robots.

...and now, if you'll excuse me, I need to go and read Finnegan's Wake or something so I can pretend I'm still any decent kind of intellectual. I'm going to an exhibit of sound in art this weekend! And there's a very meaningful and thoughtful movie about pilgrims on the Camino de Santiago that I want to see! My brain hasn't completely atrophied, please believe me. :(

Of course, reading the movie reviews also brought to me the disquieting discovery that one of the city's art theaters is actually playing Human Centipede 2: Full Sequence. Like on an actual screen and everything, as if it were a real movie and not an enormous Aristocrats-joke-turned-horror-story.

Yes, I said Human Centipede 2. There's a sequel.

If we were in the movies this would be the point where I would start to sob, and then my sobs would slowly dissolve into deranged laughter as I at last went mad from the revelation.

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On a real life note: On the one hand, I actually quite like spiders, and am very grateful to them for eating other bugs that we consider pests, like stink bugs and mosquitoes. On the other hand, our backyard is getting covered in cobwebs and it's getting a little spooky back there.
stunt_muppet: (ben and polly en rose)
2011-07-17 01:18 am
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Blah blah blah I have inside me blood of kings blah blah.

Brief fannish points preceding actual content: 

1. Digging through more or less the entire archive of the Highlander slashfic comm rendered exactly zero fics about the original movie. I haven't checked the main fic comm yet, but dammit why don't fandoms cater to my every whim, it's not fair. *stomps about pouting*

I mean, it's not like I dislike Duncan or Methos or Joe or anyone - I've never seen them in anything, except Endgame and The Source, and that's not really anything to go on, and heck, Joe even managed to be really awesome in The Source, which considering that the whole movie is a big "fuck you" to the franchise and anything anyone loved about it is quite an accomplishment. But nothing at all for the original movie? Nobody else wanted MacLeod/Ramirez? Nobody else came away from Endgame wanting Connor/Duncan? lol nobody saw Endgame, there's your problem.

Nobody else realized that, if MacLeod and ramirez are ~ancient aliens~ in The Quickening, this by extension means that all the other immortals are exiled aliens too, which means at some point MacLeod and the Kurgan were on the same side, which might just account for the Kurgan personally tracking down MacLeod? Well, of course not, because even the other movies pretend that The Quickening doesn't exist and rightly so because it's silly, but come on, stop making me write shit I actually want to see.

I'd try to do a fifteen-minute condensed version of the first movie to drum up some interest except I am positive none of you care.

2. Finally saw the Half-Blood Prince movie today! And yes, I am that far behind. For some reason I just can't make myself watch the last two. I'm not super depressed that the franchise is over, because I doubt the fandom's going to run out of steam, but I really did grow up with Harry Potter, and even if I was never very fannish about it it was a big presence in my life as a reader and a fan. I'll miss having more movies to look forward and it feels weird to watch the last two.

But on to my main point, I found that the movie was much, much better at making me feel sorry for Draco than either the book (probably because it's all filtered through Harry's POV) or fandom-at-large has managed to do. I kind of chalk it up to my being in a more charitable frame of mind towards Draco now than I was when the book came out, by which point the Draco In Leather Pants phenomenon had become widespread and extremely annoying, but I think the movie actually does a really good job of giving him all the spotlight it can, and Tome Felton does a similarly good job playing him as scared and angry and backed into a corner. And for the first time after a long time of sticking to the Power Trio, Luna, and Neville fannishly I find myself wanting to write Draco redemption fic wherein he begins working through some of his issues post-Deathly Hallows and maybe even comes to a sort of understanding with Harry.

I'm not sure how to feel about this. (Also, yes, simple statistics tell me that this fic must already exist, but I'm scared to look for it. It's a big terrifying fandom okay.

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And some memes to round it all off, both ganked from several flisters:

Give me a pairing and I will:
1. Tell you who I think tops
2. Who has the prettiest hair
3. What their children will be named
4. Which one would be the loudest during sex
5. My ideal scenario for them

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Pick one of my fics and I will give you five Tropes that appear in the fic. Or Tropes it averts, plays with, subverts, etc. if there aren't five I can think of.

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Good night.
stunt_muppet: (kermit says yay!)
2011-07-02 01:17 am
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I promise I'll answer comments at some nebulous point in the future.

But I did, first off, want to thank you all for putting up with my endless rambling on.

But. I finally finished my Highlander rewatch, instead of going off what I remembered from watching it ages ago.

And I want to write all the fics about it. All of the fics. Even about the sequels and the sequels were more or less total arsebiscuits. And I even got all teary-eyed at the bit where [SPOILER] died.

Why do I always get into fandoms that no one else cares about, guys; I'm pretty sure if there is a Highlander fandom it's mostly focused on the TV series, and I'm not as interested in Duncan at the moment because the only things I saw him in were Endgame and The Source, and squee outlet somewhere gaaaah. You know, I could have gotten into, like, Game of Thrones or something, but no, that would be just too easy.

Also I think the version I remembered must have been TV-edited, because there was an odd moment when we finally got to the big romance scene and I was all like "Aww, they finally got together HOLY CRAP I DON'T REMEMBER BREASTS IN THIS MOVIE." It's like to be in an Eighties action movie you had to have at least one scene of your silhouetted nipples (see: Terminator).
stunt_muppet: (nom nom nom)
2011-06-04 12:57 am
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I ain't even mad. Really.

Of course I'm not pissed off that I'm not at BotCon right now. Not at all. Not in the slightest. I am in no way being eaten up with jealously at the thought of not getting to meet the writers and artists and voice actors of my favorite continuity and not buying any comics or getting any autographs, fuck you California one day I will just cut you off the side of the country and bring you over here so you can stop hogging everything. >:(

In all seriousness, even if it was close I wouldn't have been able to go anyway, probably, what with my baby brother graduating from high school! A bit scary since I do actually remember him being a baby, but, still, super proud of him, and it does warm the heart to watch him walk across the stage after all the hard work he's done.

Also, if I was at BotCon, I wouldn't have gone to see a documentary about the oldest cave paintings ever found, in Chauvet Cave in France, asking questions about the nature of art and humanity and stuff. You wish you were this much of a film snob, oh yeah. (Though it was very beautiful, and you should see it if you get the chance.)

Oh, and another thing I wouldn't get to do if I was at BotCon: Watch a black swallowtail caterpillar molt. OF COURSE THAT'S EXCITING.

A few bug pictures behind the cut! )
It is probably a tiny bit absurd how excited I am about this caterpillar, but I am so looking forward to watching his development. Or her development, I suppose.


Goodness it's late. To bed with me.
stunt_muppet: (This is my TF icon 2)
2011-04-02 10:19 pm

Yes this is important enough to demand a seperate post.

Guys guys guys.

Did you know that Mark Strong is going to play Sinestro in the upcoming Green Lantern movie? Because Mark Strong is going to play Sinestro in the Green Lantern movie, which is EXTREMELY EXCITING. I hate to be all DC biased and everything but MARK STRONG GREEN LANTERN MOVIE EEEEEE.

I refuse to admit that the prospect of Ryan Reynolds wearing essentially body paint has anything at all to do with it.

Oh, and when I brought up the Green Lantern movie, my brother informed me that a lot of his classmates were puzzled that the Green Lantern in the movie wasn't a black guy. That makes me a bit happy. Though I will be a touch disappointed if John Stewart isn't in this movie, at least tangentially.

Two other brief points: 

1. Rango is a rather charming Spaghetti Western pastiche with really good voice work, a fantastic Ennio Morricone-style score,  and some beautiful animation, and I quite recommend it, particularly if you're a fan of Westerns.

Although it's pretty sad that I'm able to pick out Bill Nighy's voice, while he's using a different accent, solely by the way he pronounces his vowels. I need to get out more.

2. The first Transformers movie is on ABC right now. My mother has insisted we keep it on because she likes it, because she likes the CGI and she finds Frenzy cute.

I'm not even sure what to do with this.
stunt_muppet: (round thing)
2011-01-23 01:55 am

Why does anyone even live in Gotham City anymore?

Every time I rewatch The Dark Knight I ask myself that. And also why Christopher Nolan is allergic to girls.

So I spent most of yesterday laid up with some sort of stomach flu that my entire family had passed around first. I wish I could say that I spent that day being productive and reading the book I'm supposed to review for my blog, but in truth I mostly just curled up in bed all day and read TV Tropes on my phone. And then called in sick today because my stomach was still putting up less-enthusiastic protests any time I tried to put food in it. But at least...today I maybe got some stuff done? Not very much, admittedly?

I did manage to have two increasingly bizarre dreams wherein my dreams are fascinating, right. )


Also I have been watching a whole bunch of movies! Still not Tangled, much to my disappointment, but lovely lovely M and J treated me to a marathon of Muppet movies for my belated birthday and it reminded me how much I love them. A Muppet Christmas Carol is actually legitimately good! Michael Caine manages to act while surrounded by singing muppets and big chunks of the narration are pulled right from the story and it's all-around great, it should be part of everyone's Christmas plans.

We also ended up watching Muppet Treasure Island, which is equally lovely and has Tim Curry in it, even if he only gets to sing once. It is, however, much funnier now that I'm older and more familiar with the actual story of Treasure Island. Also, it got me listening to Shiver My Timbers over and over again because I'd forgotten how catchy it was. I do believe it might even be composed by Hans Zimmer, he of those other pirate movies.

It also reminded me of how every fandom I'm in desperately needs to have a Pirate AU. Not real pirates, though. Movie pirates. They're much more fun. Oh, of course they do, just imagine how much fun Beatrice the Pirate Queen would be. Or Privateer Ziva. Or the Doctor as a rougish explorer-slash-outlaw who swaps out travelling companions. Or, hey, Transformers in general: ROBOT PIRATES.

Once I am finished with the reams of other fic I am supposed to be writing it is campy pirate AUs all around. I do need my nonsensical id-fic occasionally. And then I will learn how to draw so I can draw everyone in huge feathery hats.

Alternately, I could just write, I don't know, actual PotC fic. Speaking of which, I've decided that the Pirates of the Carribbean universe takes place in the Land of Fiction, from the Doctor Who serial The Mind Robber. Given that it's a place run on storytelling logic where characters and concepts from just about any work of fiction can come to life and wander around freely, PotC's melange of time periods, mythological creatures, and seafaring legends makes perfect sense! I have no idea how I would use these in a fic, though. Mostly it makes crossovers easier without pedantic nerdfaces like myself having to figure out what time period the PotC movies are actually set in.

I keep coming up with these lists of progressively more insane crossovers that I know I will never write because I can't figure out an actual plot for any of them, just an idea. Thus far I've ended up with:

- That one with Maria (from Umineko) and Vector Prime (Transformers) with the latter trying to figure out what the hell she even is, because creating something from nothing just doesn't make sense that's not how the universe works etc.
- The one where Gendo Ikari (Evangelion) is a Sorceror (Umineko) and screws with everyone in the 'verse.
- The one where the Miami of CSI is the inverse of Silent Hill
- That other one where Blitzwing somehow falls into the PotC universe and becomes allies with Pirate King Elizabeth

And the thing i I know there are more and I just don't remember them! I have got to just start writing down whatever comes to mind so I have records of things.

Wow, this entry got rambling really fast. Um, have a meme! 

Pick a character I've written/am likely to know about and I will give and explain the top five ideas/concepts/etc I keep in mind while writing that character that I believe are essential to accurately depicting them.

Two a.m. and I've got work in the morning. Good night, flist.
stunt_muppet: (nom nom nom)
2010-11-21 10:35 pm

All my bug photos are gone. :(

1. The bad news: I managed to overdraw my checking account yesterday. Only by a few dollars, and I was able to quickly transfer some money from my savings and avoid fees and things, but it was still an unwelcome moment of panic, and now I have very little money left in either checking or savings. :( Which is all on me, since I've not been very responsible with my money, but it doesn't help that I haven't earned any since last summer. Fortunately my parents were kind enough to front me parking fare until I start getting my paychecks from Fair Trade Shop, but even so. I am used to having some stuff saved up! Being broke is not good.

The good: Fortunately, there is more of this!

a. My laptop lives! She also runs a bit faster now that all the stuff's been cleared off, and now I can leave all my school documents and things on my external drive. The only major losses: about 500 words total of fic (everything else that hasn't been saved is posted up here; thank goodness for my attention-whoring) and all my bug photos. Which is what I'm most sad about, but most of those are on my Dad's camera so hopefully I should be able to retrieve them, and if nothing else they're all posted on DA so I can go get them there.

Oh, and all my bookmarks are gone. That's going to be the hardest thing.

b. I have done my first paid week at The Shop! Not gotten paid yet, though, but it's nice just to have a job, and I think I am doing it reasonably well. I give the Fair Trade Schpiel. I convince people to buy things. The whole deal.

Interesting people who have been in the shop this past week:

i. A couple of Korean ladies who neither spoke nor understood English, thus our transaction was completed almost completely in gesture.

ii. An elderly man missing some of his front teeth, and who smelled very strongly of alcohol; when he came into the store, he told me "Things don't make sense, and that's why I drink. I like everything in a room to be the same." And from there he just went around and looked at things, and asked what they were made of, and seemed surprised that everything was handcrafted. When we got to the section with the chessboards he moved the pieces into a position that he told me was the most difficult position in chess, hwere even seasoned pros couldn't tell how the game was going to go from there. And then, after a while, he left.

I think he might have been homeless, but either way, I just felt like I should talk to him.

iii. An adorable young Japanese couple, who also didn't speak a whole lot of English, but who kept laughing and teasing each other - the boy kept trying on huge straw hats and asking his girlfriend if he looked cool. Also notable for being the only time I've heard an actual Japanese person use the word "kawaii".

iv. A lady who used to be a buyer for kisii soapstone statues in Kenya (which is one of the things we sell), as well as a gemologist before that, so she was really knowledgable about our stuff and told me a lot of details I didn't know about how the jewlery was made. I told her (in the course of making conversation) that I'd wanted to be a gemologist when I was little; her resopnse was "You should do it! You just need to take a couple of courses to get certified!" Maybe if I don't get hired for anything long term, that's what I'll do, hah.

v. The librarian from my elementary school! And she remembered me! She asked me how I was doing, and was surprised to hear that I had graduated from college already. She's apparently retired from the library, though.

One thing hat I thought was funny was that she told me the reason she remembered me was that when I was in first grade I decided to rewrite the ending of a fairy tale into something I liked better, and she'd always thought that was funny. Which I thought was funny too, but at the same time does make me despair a bit that I will ever be able to write anything other than fanfiction. Because you know how most people who grow up to be writers make up stories when they're little? Yeah, no, I've pretty much been writing fanfic forever and it's all I'm good at, writing-wise. :( Though at least maybe this means I'll grow up to be good at theoretical or academic work because I'm good at looking at stories and their parts and how they work. 

(Fun fact: I "wrote" my first ever fanfiction before I knew how to write. When I was four I would make up continued adventures for the characters of The Rescuers Down Under and make my parents act them out with me.)

c. I went to see MegaMind a couple of days ago before work (I had a gift card for the movies) and quite enjoyed it! It was cute, and fun, and the title character was adorable and dorky and generally lovely. But the really sad thing is that I think this movie might actually be what jump-starts me into writing fic again after my long funk.

Cut for mild spoilers. )

...also I may have come out of the movie shipping MegaMind/Minion a little bit. WHAT DID I SAY ABOUT JUDGING, OKAY. Besides, I'm half-convinced we were supposed to.

d. Speaking of movies (but on a completely tonally different note) Black Swan comes out on December 1 and the most complete cut of Metropolis yet is being released on Blu-Ray. Can I tell you how excited I am? I'm a lot excited. And maybe I can ask for Metropolis for Christmas and that'll be incentive to finish up my half-assed Disability Studies thesis on the artificial body and how Metropolis engages with it in relation to mechanization of labor. 

e. In front of MegaMind there was a real honest-to-goodness trailer for Transformers: Prime and it's gonna be here in just over a week! NEW CANON SO EXCITE.

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I finally don't have work tomorrow! Not that I don't like my job, not at all, but I am also rather fond of the idea of having a day off, especially since I'm working Black Friday. Sleeping in tomorrow, woo.
stunt_muppet: (round thing)
2010-11-06 06:36 pm
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Extreme Silliness at High Speed

It's interesting watching The Rock and seeing just how many...distinctive Michael Bay touches I can find now that I've watched some of his later movies where he was given freer reign.

Example: Not every single shot is a tracking shot, just most of them. And action scenes are still over-edited to hell and frenetic to the point where you can't tell what's going on. Technology porn, lock-n-load montages, fireballs, gratuitous slow-mo, high-level government officials taking advice from an unqualified outsider, sassy black stereotypes, sassy gay stereotypes...the gang's all here, really.

Damn but I do love Ed Harris, though.

Oh, lord, why is there a minecart under Alcatraz. What is this...why is this evening happening. I don't understand this movie anymore.

No, actually, I changed my mind. This is in fact an improvement. Indeed I feel all of Michael Bay's movies could be improved by the addition of a gratuitous minecart chase, and I certainly expect to see a few in Transformers 3.

< /spam>
stunt_muppet: (kermit says yay!)
2010-10-21 11:39 pm
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That right there is my ability to be responsible. I won it when I was 25.

1. So today I filled out my first insurance claim form today! Filled in all the blanks and printed it out and mailed it in and everything! And then, and then, I made dinner. It was stir-fry. I cut up the vegetables and the chicken even though I'd never handled meat before, and then I cooked rice and fried the vegetables and meat and it was delicious! I AM SUCH AN ADULT UP IN HERE. :D 

Tomorrow? I'm gonna wake up early, and I'm gonna go get my work clothes tailored, and then I'm gonna send out more job applications, and then I'm gonna run some errands, and it's all gonna be AWESOME.

Actual Real Conversation while preparing dinner:

Muppet: Have you ever looked at raw meat and thought that that's what we look like inside?
Mom: ...you're so gross, honey.

2. In less mature news: I drew a thing for the first time in a while! It started out as another sketch of girl!human!Bulkhead but I can't seem to draw people who are bigger than a size 16 so I don't really know how that's going to work. But I like her face so she's going up here. Maybe I'll finally re-download GIMP and color her. 

I don't know what she's looking at. )


3. And a random bit of cuteness: Paige O'Hara and Robby Benson, the voice actors of Belle and the Beast in Beauty and the Beast, head down to Disney World for the commemorative re-release of the BatB DVD/Blu-Ray. Or something like that, I don't really know because I still have it on VHS and that's all I need until they stop making VHS players, but it did allow me to see this picture:

Back here. )

Is it bad if I still think Robby Benson's cute?

4. I haven't followed CSI faithfully for a while, but next week's episode looks to be the best thing on TV ever. At least, if the trailers are right and someone really is killing people with a mechanical dinosaur.

5. Dream log nonsense; seriously, like watchdog groups are even watching Rizzoli & Isles. )

At some point I'd like to make a post of all the fanart I've bookmarked so I can share it around. Maybe a fic rec post too. It'll be my splash of childishness once I'm done being an adult for the day.

I should go to bed so I can get up early and be an Adult tomorrow. Good night, flist.
stunt_muppet: (omfg whut)
2010-10-14 02:34 am
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Blech.

Someone tell me why I thought it'd be a good idea to watch not one but two Asian horror movies at 11:00 p.m. while I'm alone in the house. One of which was by Takashi Miike. Yes, the guy behind Audition.

So, yeah, there go my plans of ever sleeping again. And I was all set to go to bed on time tonight, too. :(

I am greatly in need of something light and calming to settle my nerves before I sleep, if anyone has any suggestions.

Though, if you do happen to be into freaky shit, Fruit Chan's short "Dumplings" manages to be the most stomach-churning thing I've ever seen while using about one-twentieth the gore that most full-length movies use in their attempts at claiming that title. So...sort of a recommendation?

Also spoilers for Dumplings and Imprint, in case you were going to watch them. )

Also this is like the fifth day in a row where I've intended to write and have done something stupid instead (go on TV Tropes, watch horror movies, etc). I've got to stop this. In fairness, I did manage to be productive and get stuff washed today, but still. A colossal timewaster is me.

I should at least try sleeping, I guess.
stunt_muppet: (Solitaire: A writer's best friend)
2010-10-12 03:25 am

There was a clever title here. It's gone now.

1. One of our local indie theaters is showing the entirety of Matthew Barney's Cremaster Cycle, a five-movie...something-or-other that is supposedly about change and differentiation and the parallels between fetal development and human potentiality. Or something.  I've been curious about it ever since the last movie in the cycle came out a couple of years; even when I don't understand it (and I usually don't) I find the images involved, and the seeming gulf between the images presented and what the artist is trying to say, fascinating, not to mention I just like to mull over the images and symbols themselves. I don't know why, but I've never been able to dismiss the more opaque modes of art.

Adding more urgency to my decision on weather or not to go see the films is the fact that they're only showing for about a week and they're not available on DVD unless you're willing to pony up half a million dollars for the super-special art-critics-only box set. And I'm not. So this is probably the only chance I'd get to witness this weirdness for myself and pass my own judgment on it. On the other hand, that's five movies in one day - I think the cycle goes from 1:00 p.m. to 7 or 8 p.m. Granted, it's shown in parts - Part 1, then Parts 2 and 3 together, then Parts 4 and 5. Technically, I could see 1, 2, and 3 one day and then 4 and 5 the next. But that's still almost forty dollars that, in truth, I probably shouldn't be spending on movies that I'd be dropping on this thing. More if I get popcorn, but these aren't really movies you can eat popcorn to.

Dammit Barney, just put them on DVD , it's not going to compromise your artistic integrity that much to let us plebes see it.

2. Speaking of movies, over the weekend my uncle took me to see It's Kind of a Funny Story, which I enjoyed - I'm ashamed to admit it did hit just a bit close to home, but I also thought it was pretty good about finding the humor in its situations without actually making fun of the patients' problems. It was more about seeing the humor in a sometimes sad situation instead of "ha ha look at the freaks, isn't it so strange that people act like that?", if that makes any sense.

Cut for rambling about depression and stuff. )


3. M, J, and I went strolling in Downtown today, since the downtown area near where I'm catsitting is actually very interesting and vibrant and has a bunch of galleries and niche shops for every conceivable interest. And we spent a lot of time just walking and talking and being ridiculous, which is what I like to do when I'm with M and J. And on the way there, before they arrived, I found a tiny little comic book shop. It was literally one room, which I do believe was smaller than even my smallest college dorm. I think it might have been a tiny bit bigger than the campus singles, though it was jammed tight full of books and the bookshelves that contained them, so that probably made it look a lot smaller than it was.

But anyway, I tried mightily to resist buying All The Comics, but I did walk out with two: Deadpool The Heroic Age (an issue of a story arc wherein Deadpool tries (with very little success) to be a good guy) and G.I. Joe vs. The Transformers Black Horizon Vol. 1, which I thought was a reboot since it was a whole new story; seeing as I had no idea where the actual G.I. Joe Vs. Transformers line began and I was vaguely aware there were two different crossover continuities, that seemed like a good place to start.

Except it turns out that it actually was part of a continuing story, not a reboot, and thus I had little idea what was going on or what people were talking about for most of the time. I've never been more grateful for an introdump. 

Also Spoilers! )


4. So I went back home over the weekend in order to do laundry and things before I went back for my second week of catsitting, and one evening my family and I sat around watching CSI: Miami, as we do sometimes.

I have spoken, before, on how the series just gets more and more over-the-top the longer it goes on, which is one of the reasons I don't watch it that much anymore. However, at one point, a very familiar siren sound went off and I, only half paying attention, declared "Oh no! They're entering Silent Hill!"

My brother, equally casually, declared "I'd watch that show."

And then I got an idea.

Cut because it's another huge crossover AU dealie. )

...wow, that was bizarre even by my own standards. D:

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Why can I not even write an LJ entry unless it's 3 in the morning. THIS IS IRRITATING. Also the Ficlet Project Ficlet has broken 1000 words. I think I might have missed the point a tiny bit.
stunt_muppet: (nom nom nom)
2010-10-05 12:49 am

And now one of them's staring at me. It's odd.

I have a tiny kitty lying on my lap with her eyes closed, forming almost a perfect circle. For someone used to huge dogs, this is a strange feeling.

So yes, I'm catsitting at the moment. It's an odd sensation, being completely alone in a strange house and responsible for everything that happens in it; even in my dorm I had roommates and people down the hall. Now there's just neighbors and they're not always home.

The cats and I seem to be getting on pretty well, though, considering I know nothing about cats. The littlest one is basically what my dog would be like if she were a cat; she's always following me around the house and looking very hurt if I don't pet and cuddle her. The other started out a bit of a grouch but seems to be warming up to me, but he does have the slightly irritating habit of, once he does his business in the litterbox, planting himself in front of me with an expectant look, like, "Well? Aren't you going to attend to that?" Which wouldn't be so bad if he didn't do that while I was in the shower.

I have done a bit of exploring in the area, though, and walked around this lovely little old-town area, even if trying to navigate them and finding a place to park was even more frustrating than trying to drive at home.

Oh, and apparently I was incredibly smart and forgot to pack pajamas. Clearly I am all set for a life of adult responsibilities.

On a more cheerful note, I have another job interview on Thursday! It's through a contact of my mother's, and fortunately or unfortunately it's for an actual scientific position, so I have to persuade this person that I still know something about science. Which is still nerve-wracking, because what if she wants to know why I didn't get a Bio degree, or I have to tell her why I chose to drop Bio instead of English, or she starts quizzing me on my knowledge? What if she doesn't want to hire me if I told her that I couldn't handle the double major? What if she asks me for my transcript and I have to show her my two courses and low grades last semester? Oh god I hope my crappy last semester doesn't make me unhirable, I hope I hope. :(

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Because my life is not really that interesting, some links:

1. Hi Sally: As you may have heard, Sally Menke, a frequent editor for Quentin Tarantino, passed away last month. When Tarantino worked on his movies, he would frequently encourage the actors to greet Sally during an outtake so she wouldn't get lonely in her editing room. Hi Sally from Inglorious Basterds and from Death Proof.

2. Joseph Gordon-Levitt (of many films, but most recently of Inception) performs "Make 'Em Laugh" from Singin' In The Rain, live, including most of the stunts that Donald O'Connor did in the original. Which, in case you didn't know, is a lot of stunts. Including two backflips. Oh yeah.

3. A childrens' choir performs "Still Alive", a.k.a. the ending theme from Portal. So cute!

4. Speaking of cute: Returning soldiers are greeted by their dogs. Much excited barking and nuzzling ensues.

5. On a completely different tonal note: The French Doors, a creepy short film about a guy installing a set of French doors to let some light in, only to find that there's something...quite wrong with them. I found it atmospheric and interesting; give it a look if you like that sort of thing.

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Ugh, being alone and unsupervised makes it even easier to stay up till arse-o-clock in the morning doing nothing at all. I should stop doing that. If I'm going to stay up late, I should at least write, but whenever I try I feel guilty for not paying attention to the cats and end up brushing them or letting them sit on my lap so I can't type.

In fact I should break this habit right now by going to bed. Ta.
stunt_muppet: (this is my TF icon)
2010-09-13 10:10 am

I need to get outside more.

I just managed to have a dream that involved Inception and TFA, how about that.

Cut because my dream logs are obviously deeply fascinating stuff that everyone should read, I'm sure. )


You know, that was one of the minor quibbles I had with Inception; the dreams were way too normal until the gravity started going wrong. I get that they were supposed to be purposefully constructed, and there was some manipulation of impossible physics and illusion, and I think overall Nolan did a fairly good job of making them a bit surreal and establishing why they weren't more so, but overall most of them just seemed to make way too much sense for a dream. I kind of wanted to see, I don't know, a line of can-can-dancing hippos in the middle of the highway chase or something.
stunt_muppet: (they fight crime)
2010-09-07 11:32 pm

"We will construct a series of breathing apparatus with kelp."

So mainly I've been watching movies and waiting around until someone hires me. Occasionally writing, and going to parties, I've been doing that too.

I've been to see The Other Guys, Despicable Me, and The Expendables; really enjoyed Despicable Me, both because I'm a great big sucker for adoptive families and unlikely parent figures and because I want a crowd of Minions all my very own. The other two were okay; The Other Guys never really topped its first fifteen to twenty minutes and a lot of the jokes went on too long, and The Expendables was...okay, let me put it like this:

Me (thinking): You know, considering how completely straight this movie plays masculinity and gender roles, you could read some interesting commentary on the ways that the masculine ideal uses - indeed requires - the feminine Other/object for self-definition.
Stuff Onscreen: *bang bang pow punch*
Me (thinking): The woman becomes a metric by which masculine worth is measured; perhaps, beyond the simple morality via object-response and the ideal of the innocent or pure "Other" untouched by human (ergo male) life, you could see an element of the idea of anima, or feminine soul - I mean, it's certainly still not a benign view, but -
Stuff Onscreen: *KABOOM*
Me: *leans over to brother* Wait, why did they blow up the church again?
Brother: ...I have no idea.

...So yeah. That happened.

Oh, and a pair of wasps of some variety mated on our chives today when I tried to take their pictures. I thought about taking pictures of that because I'd never seen it before and it was the only time I could get them to hold still long enough to photograph, but really, I like it to think I haven't reached such a disastrously low point in my life that I'd spend time photographing wasp pornography. Still perversely interesting, though.

It's rather dejecting, sitting around filling out more and more applications and having nothing really to do except wait for reply e-mails and calls. I go out with my friends, and it helps and I love them all to bits, but there's still that feeling of inevitability; I know that eventually I'll probably get a job, even if it's in retail (because even the retail and restaurants around here don't have many openings), but it just feels like I shouldn't even bother applying because 'm overqualified for one-quarter of the jobs and underqualified for all the rest.

I should have finished my double major. Even if it made me miserable, even if it took me an extra year of school. Maybe at least then I'd be qualified to work as a lab assistant. I don't know.

Since the ficlet project has appeared on my flist a couple of times, I thought I might give it a try. I really shouldn't, since I'm finally making progress (slow, inching progress) on one of my [livejournal.com profile] springkink  fics, but the thing is I've been writing mostly scenes and disconnected fragments, nothing complete. And I need to work on that, or at least on writing something short so maybe when I write fic claims I can stop letting them balloon out into thousands and thousands of words.

So, here it is:

The first commenter on this post gets to request a ficlet by naming a fandom from the list of fandoms below, a character or pairing, and a brief prompt. I'll write a quick ficlet based on that prompt, and the first commenter on that post (you don't have to comment on the fic itself when you do so, though if you wanted to do it later I certainly wouldn't complain) gets to name a fandom, characters, and prompt, and so on and so forth until I get tired.

Fandoms I'm comfortable writing:

Behind the cut! )

A few notes on preferences: I'd prefer not to go any higher than PG-13/light R for this project (smut takes time and frustration); I'd also prefer not to write noncon, heavy kink, deathfic, babyfic, or anything above PG for the Toy Story stuff.

So, yeah. Let's see how this goes.

For once it's not 1 a.m.! I'm impressed.
stunt_muppet: (nom nom nom)
2010-08-13 10:49 pm

Big Long Crazy Real Life Post

Longness and Craziness to vary depending on how long it takes me to type this or how much I feel like writing.

So, unfortunately, my vacation ended rather abruptly when I checked my e-mail the day I got back and found that I did not get hired for the job I interviewed for, which disappointed me because I thought the interview went rather well, but at least they were courteous enough to send me an e-mail about it instead of leaving me hanging for weeks on end. Back to the resume-spamming, I suppose.

And I was going to take a kind of extra day to myself and do some writing, seeing as I got a little bit of that done on vacation - not too much, since I was too busy not caring about anything and wandering around with no direction, but I at least got through the phase of crossing out and being dissatisfied with everything until I settled upon a paragraph that I liked. Progress?

BUT ANYWAY. Vacation! It was very lovely. We spent a week at the beach, with occasional breaks to go to an expo for physicists and the people who work in power plants and things. Mostly I just spent the time walking on the beach, since I technically only just got the okay to immerse my incision and rolling around in the tides and waves is probably not the wisest post-operative thing. But things I did get to:

1. Go on an offshore fishing trip, where we didn't catch anything we could keep but did see manatees less than twenty feet from out boat! There were three of them eating the sea grasses near where we were fishing, and they would surface occasionally to breathe right near the boat. The man leading our tour said that if you shake your hands into the water, they'll come up to you and roll over so you can rub their tummies. :D

2. See both a dead horseshoe crab (which was over two feet long) and a dead sea turtle on the beach. The second one raised some mixed emotions: it was sad seeing a dead sea turtle, especially since there are so few of them, but on the other hand it didn't look like it'd been bitten or eaten or choked or anything; it looked like it had just gotten old and died. And it was the closest I've ever been to a sea turtle - I could have reached out and touched it if I'd been in the habit of poking dead things. It was almost like they hadn't been real before, and now I knew that they existed outside of zoos. I mean, I always knew that, but sometimes you don't really feel like they're really out there until you've seen them, you know?

3. On that note, watch parts of Shark Week on an HD screen. The program that I watched had Craig Ferguson diving with sharks and feeding them, and the scenes where we got to see the sharks were - and I try not to overuse this adjective but it was merited here - breathtaking. They didn't look real, that's how slick and graceful and precise they were. I really want to go diving with sharks someday. Maybe after I've had a long life and have been of service to others, I suppose. ;)

That said, I do have to take issue with the direction that Shark Week has been taking these past few years. Whereas in its earliest incarnations Shark Week was more about research and learning about sharks - educating its viewers and decreasing the fear that surrounded sharks - the more recent Weeks are so much about the attacks and bites, about how scary and dangerous sharks are, and the programs about bites have gotten so much gorier besides. It's too sensationalistic for my tastes and I feel it's counterproductive to the purported mission of Shark Week. /whining

4. Get a full-body sugar scrub. It is probably the most pointlessly spoiled thing I have ever done and it was amazing.

5. Chat with nuclear physicists about new plant designs and technologies for more efficient plant design and management. Even when I was asking questions people I talked with seemed to think that I worked for one of the exhibitors, so I guess I must have comported myself reasonably like an adult. Also, got to demo a 3-D immersive training system for plant staff that models the plant itself and functions basically like a giant sandbox game. It was really, really cool. :D 

Unfortunately nobody seemed to be hiring despite my entreaties. Did get a couple of references though, that's something.

6. Find two sharks' teeth! By comparison, my brother found upwards of seventy and Mom found four sand dollars. NOT THAT I'M JEALOUS OR ANYTHING.

So, yes.  I am feeling quite refreshed even if I have to go back to work. And I think I will get some more writing done today, now that I finally know which direction to take one of my enormously overdue fics in.

And I just saw an ad for an Eli Roth movie that is basically a 'documentary-style' Shaky-cam retelling of The Exorcist. I know I said I disliked Eli Roth less back when he was in Inglorious Basterds, but I really, really wish people would stop letting him make movies.

Off to write, maybe, and possibly catch up on flist. Ta.
stunt_muppet: (kermit says yay!)
2010-06-29 02:50 am

Date of Birth!

Two days after it, technically. I don't feel any older, but then I said that last year.

My family (and M and J, the next day) did take me out to dinner and the waiter didn't ask for my ID when I ordered a glass of sangria, though, which considering I tend to get mistaken for a sixteen-year-old was rather nice. And I got to go to one of my favorite tapas places and have my favorite Spanish omelet ever. Good times all around. :)

I really think that Americans should take up the practice of eating tapas-style. Cycling through different dishes allows you to experience a variety of tastes throughout a meal without offering too much of any one thing; you never lose the sense of novelty and pleasure in the new flavor. Plus, you eat slower, which makes you less likely to overeat. Meals become occasions, inextricably social and linked to your dining partners.

Granted, it's pretty much impossible to make a tapas course for home consumption, especially if you're trying to feed a family - think of all the different dishes you'd have to prepare ahead of time. You'd pretty much spend your whole day cooking dinner unless you were super-coordinated. But as far as eating out goes, I definitely prefer it.

Also, as a belated birthday present, Mom took me and my brother to see Toy Story 3 yesterday morning, for which I am grateful because I adored it.

Numbered thoughts behind the cut. )


So, yes. Good show, Pixar. Good show.


Requisite Writing Blather:



Behind the cut for space and such. )

And once again it is incredibly late and I must go to bed. Hopefully by the time I wake up I will no longer have the Bokusatsu Tenshi Dokuro-chan theme song stuck in my head.
stunt_muppet: (round thing)
2010-05-13 02:34 am
Entry tags:

It is so bizarre having free time.

Even if I technically don't because I have to write my resume and cover letter and send them out despite them being hugely overdue. And pack. And clean my room. Especially the bathroom because it's gross and I don't want my mom to see how long it's been since I've scrubbed out the toilet. And because my roommate's mom was in today to help her pack and she kept making comments about how she couldn't imagine how we could even use such a disgusting bathroom.

Given that I was likely to never see her again, I really should have spoken up re: our suitemate's unhelpfulness and the fact that it isn't that bad, but I'm a sissy when it comes to confrontation, so. I have bleach and toilet cleaner now, so I'm thinking that's how I'm going to spend tomorrow. Well, that and packing. And backing up my computer. And typing my damn resume already.

I had shit to do today, F!S. Why did you have to pick now to have another anonmeme? *sigh* I do wish it wasn't so easy to waste time on those things.

Anyway, went to see Iron Man 2 on Monday night with Roomie in the best movie theater ever (leather rolling chairs! Pizza and burgers and cookies and wine in the concessions! Actually being able to leave your seat without stepping on people's toes!). I'd heard mixed reviews beforehand but I ended up quite enjoying it, save for a few quibbling points: cut for spoilers )

In other media-consumption news, J, J, and R showed me the first two episodes of Baccano! and I have to say I'm a little torn. On the one hand, I really like the characters I've seen so far, am intrigued to learn their stories, and want to know what happens to them and why. On the other hand, I kind of want the rest of the series to be about Isaac and Miria. Because they are amazing. Although they will probably be even more fun if accompanied by Jacuzzi and Nice, so they have someone to panic at them.

Also the dub voice cast is excellent. Between Baccano! and Higurashi it is so wonderful to rediscover good anime dubbing. I'd forgotten it existed!

It occurs to me that not only do I have free time, but I can also finally finish all those series I've left off halfway! I can finish Umineko and Higurashi and Beast Wars and Shadow Raiders and Baccano! and catch up on Doctor Who and everything. I could write fic! Or draw! Or finally finish my beading project for [livejournal.com profile] help_haiti ! Life is good. :D

Except that I can't do any of that right now because I need to pack and do my resume aaagh. Or rather, I need to go to bed so I can get up early enough to do all that before Mom gets in, because I don't really want her seeing all my stuff unpacked and my bathroom all grody.

Yeah. I'll do that.

One final note: It is always extremely cheering to read a review on one of your fics telling you that they don't normally like the character or pairing you wrote but they liked your fic. I don't know why, but even though every review makes me smile I am always interested in hearing something like this.

Oh crap that's another thing I need to do, is answer reviews on my fics since there are some I haven't answered in months. aaaaaah.
stunt_muppet: (this is my TF icon)
2010-05-07 02:31 pm
Entry tags:

bibble bobble

So not being snowed under by work means that I might finally be able to finish all the memes I've posted but not finished, and I am the sort of huge nerd who is actually looking forward to that! Memes are fun and easier than actually doing anything.

Granted, these should probably wait until I'm completely finished with work, but I've also just come across this one and I want to put it up before I forget about it:

Give me a character or pairing and I will write snippets of ten different alternate universe for it. One line, ten lines, a ficlet if you're lucky.

1. wild west:
2. cyberpunk:
3. furries vampires: (stop that, I don't know anything about animals anyway)
4. pirates:
5. ...in SPACE!!:
6. born another gender:
7. schoolfic:
8. police/firefighters:
9. urban fantasy:
10. harem:

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In "What The Hell Casting Agency" thoughts, apparently Patrick Dempsey, John Malkovich, and Frances McDormand have been cast in Transformers 3. Which...well, to quote the Go Fug Yourself girls: "That reads like a casting Mad Lib. Like, "[GREAT HAIR] and [VERY ACTORLY VILLAIN TYPE] and [RESPECTED INDIE DRAMATIST AND COMEDIENNE] will be co-starring in the new [SHIT BLOWS UP AND IS LOUD] by [NOTORIOUS NUTJOB].""

I'm not quite as shocked by Malkovich and McDormand, despite their actorly cred, because very good actors have a long and storied tradition of appearing in boomfiestas (generally due to the dump trucks full of money that the producers leave on their lawns at night) and after Ben "Remember when I played Gandhi?" Kingsley showed up in BloodRayne nothing surprises me anymore. But Patrick Dempsey? Mr. Romantic Drama/Occasional Comedy? Did you take a wrong turn in the studio somewhere and just stick around in hopes of scoring one of those dollar-filled dump trucks?

Also there are rumors of Unicron appearing in this film. I predict that it will take him a solid half-hour to transform.


Can I also just mention how much I adore GFY? It makes me feel so much better about being a stereotype of a woman who likes shoes and dresses and things. Also, apparently Katy Perry has worn a light-up dress at some point. No matter what I think of her music, at least she's living the dream.

Speaking of fashion and ridiculous girliness, these shoes must be mine. They're sparkly! And purple! And have laces! They are like everything I've ever coveted in a shoe.


*yawns and stretches* I should go do something productive today. Like finish my work. Or do laundry, since I still have no pants.
stunt_muppet: (nom nom nom)
2010-05-01 03:48 am

To prove that my life does not consist solely of ~drama~

Roommate and I were sitting around this evening, around eleven-thirty, doing our respective homework with the TV on in the background, when a commercial for some sort of butter-substitute comes on. Said commercial depicts butter being spread on toast.

Me (looking up at the TV): ...I really want some toast right now.
Roomie: Hmm.
Me: Where am I going to get toast at this hour, though? I think even the Union's closed.
Roomie: Yeah, it would be.
Me: ...they might have it at IHOP.
Roomie (sitting bolt upright): Can we go to IHOP?
Me: We should!
Roomie: We should go to IHOP right now.
Me: Awesome. *fetches car keys*

Considering that this is sort of what college students are supposed to do, I haven't done nearly enough of it, but going to get pancakes at 11:30 for no real reason besides really, really wanting pancakes? So much fun. If it would not imperil my work schedule I would do it all the time.

Also pancakes. Mmmmm. I never did end up getting any toast, but pancakes are an acceptable substitute.

I feel like now that I'm (hopefully) graduating, I have to hurry up and do all the things that I should have done during my four years at college but inexplicably didn't - go to parties, go on long walks, go to the library, have movie nights, go to the little theater near campus that has leather seats and a little table for your concessions and has wine and beer among those concessions, that kind of thing. So I guess there is still a little fear/sadness there, in that I'm leaving this wonderful little town behind and I might not be able to go back, and that wherever I end up won't be as homelike. Even when I got here for the first time, it still felt homelike, so I don't even really have a point of reference for getting used to a new environment.

I must take lots of pictures of my campus. Lots and lots. But for now: graduation. I can do this. I will own this.

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Bit of a linkspam:

1. I spent my study break today reading Singin' In The Rain Don/Kathy/Cosmo fic, which clearly is an amazing and wonderful thing in and of itself, but as a bonus is really wonderfully written and thoughtful and shows the three of them really building that trusting OT3 relationship rather than including it as just an isolated incident. (Warning: Adult-rated and quite long)

It makes me want to write my own OT3 fic - after I've graduated, of course. For as much as I adore OT3s I don't write them very often, because it generally takes me a very long time to set up a viable three-person relationship and if I just go for straight PWP then the mechanics are hard to work out (plus I still feel the need for pages and pages of setup to detail how the three characters involved agree to a threesome), but there are so many OT3s that I'd love to write and that generally hardly have any fic. Project!

(Seriously, I keep having to remind myself that I have schoolwork up to my armpits and thus now is not a good time for that epic-length Ben/Polly/Dodo post-series fic or that Optimus/Sentinel/Elita Academy-era fic or whatever. Two more weeks, guys.)

2. Tim Gunn of Project Runway critiques superhero costumes. Yes, really. Also there's apparently an illustration out there of him and the Iron Man suit.

Though despite my big guilty love for Project Runway in general and Tim Gunn in particular I do have to call him out for criticizing Black Canary's fishnets (or, indeed, wide fishnets in general). For shame, sir! It doesn't help that the nerd he's talking to doesn't seem at all familiar with Black Canary and parrots an old, inaccurate, and irritating argument regarding the sexualization of women in comics but I've promised I'd let up on the Serious Business for a while so I could get my life sorted out, so not going there. I respect your judgment, good sir, but on this point you are wrong.

3. So despite having a Dreamwidth account, and despite repeated Very Good Reasons why I should start actually using it, I really haven't done anything with it, mostly out of laziness rather than out of any active desire to remain exclusive to LiveJournal. What can I say, inertia is powerful.

shes_awesome, however, might be the catalyst I need to finally make the move, because it's a whole community devoted to celebrating awesome female characters via fic, art, meta, or general squee. And much as I adore [livejournal.com profile] halfamoon  (and I do, a lot) it's lovely to have a place to do that all the time. And also Jo Grant/Liz Shaw/Polly Wright/Barbara Wright/Vicki Pallister/Sarah Jane Smith/the Old Who ladies in general/Sari Sumdac/Temperance Brennan/Abby Sciuto/Camille Saroyan/Angela Montenegro/everyone need some lovin' in there and who'll rattle off long lists of their awesomeness if not me. I was planning on picspamming Sari for [info]halfamoon  anyway.

So, friends with a Dreamwidth account, you might want to give that a look-see. Also, thoughts on crossposting to DW, whether I should move there, benefits of crossposting vs not crossposting, etc? I solicit your thoughts.

4. Someone on ThatGuyWithTheGlasses is doing a Let's Play of Quest 64, an old and obscure Nintendo 64 RPG that I inexplicably loved when I was wee dspite it, by any objective measure, not being at all a good game. While the Let's Player does commit a few obnoxious sins (chief among them not paying attention to the in-game tutorials on combat, not reading the game documentation, and then complaining that the game failed to hold his hand with regards to how to use the magic system - look, it's not the game's fault you can't be arsed to read the directions, if I could figure this out when I was ten years old surely you're smart enough to make a few connections, and I'm sorry but that's the one thing LPers do that just drives me crazy) it's at least a nice, nostalgic look back.

I realize that this news item is of trivial interest to anyone but me, but whatever, I'm putting it up here anyway.

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Aaand I was supposed to finish working on my short story tonight. Looks like that's not happening. Ugh, it takes me so very long even to update LJ or comment or reply to comments or do anything at all. Tomorrow! I will finish that short story tomorrow. And also e-mail my teachers back, I need to do that too.

Good night, flist. Or good morning, I suppose.