stunt_muppet

So the reason I have not been around the past two weeks is because I've been nose-to-the-grindstoning this thing. It was the first time I've finished something in years and I wanted it done before my motivation tapered off and now here it is.

Posting and fleeing because it's late but now that I'm not doing this all day errday I will be around again to read things! Promise!

Speak Your Secrets, Stay Your Tongue (2748 words) by StuntMuppet
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Fire Emblem: Fuukasetsugetsu | Fire Emblem: Three Houses
Rating: Explicit
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Hilda Valentine Goneril/Claude von Riegan
Characters: Hilda Valentine Goneril, Claude von Riegan
Additional Tags: Femdom, Topping from the Bottom, Pegging, Post-Game(s)
Summary:

Hilda's tired. Claude's needy. A compromise is (mostly) reached.

Or, "How can I advance my Men Get Pegged agenda while taking Hilda's pillow-princess nature into account? Like this."

This is another one of those times when I spent all day on the internet, finally got something written, and then decided, fuck it, I'm just gonna finish this no matter how late it gets, deadlines are a-commin'. Which is why I'm up at 1 on a school night again. I'm making a note here, Muppet: huge success.

Anyway, because I only managed the one fic for my week of Miko love for ,womenlovefest I figured I could at least post some mroe stuff by the end of September (when posting "closes"). It's not finished, yeah, but it's started and I know where it's going.

I'm gonna link to it on the main post in the morning, though; no sense staying up later than I have to.

Title: Joyride
Fandom: Transformers Prime (with crossovers with Animated, G1, and Bayverse)
Characters/Pairings: Miko Nakadai/Sierra (this chapter); future crossover characters listed in their respective chapters. 
Rating: PG
Word Count: 1257 (this chapter)
Content Advisories: Mild romance; references to offscreen violence (futurechapters); AU
Summary: Or, five girls Miko hasn't kissed.
Notes: Written (belatedly) for womenlovefest. WIP, unbetaed.

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( Joyride )
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Crossposted in the morning, y'all.

It's still the 9th for ten whole minutes dammit.

Anyway, this is the first day of my womenlovefest weeklong Miko Nakadai love-a-thon, and I decided I would put together a quick little ficlet based on an idea I'd been tossing around. Perhaps something that takes a little more time tomorrow? A picspam or some icons?

Title: The Beast That Shouted "I" At the Heart of the World
Fandom: Transformers: Prime
Characters: Miko Nakadai
Rating: G
Word Count: 560
Content Advisories: Spoilers for "One Shall Fall", and speculation for the following episodes.
Summary: She's never been able to recapture that feeling. Not till now.
Notes: Written for the first day of the week-long womenlovefest. Title shamelessly nicked from the final episode of Neon Genesis Evangelion, though this hopefully won't be nearly as confusing. Not betaed; so sorry. :(

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( The Beast That Shouted I At the Heart of the World )

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I should get a TF: Prime icon if I'm going to be ficcing it, I suppose.

And yes, replies were on hold until I finished this thing.

So I'm going to have a busy day tomorrow, which means I had to get my tf_rare_pairing  Monthly Challenge Fic finished tonight, which means I started with the germ of a good idea a few days ago and spent the next few days smacking my head against a wall because the thing just wasn't happening. Oh good, I'd forgotten when writing was frustrating and horrible.

Also using a character nobody knows about from a single panel of a twenty-year-old comic, trololo. One day I'll write fic someone might actually want to read. Through I suppose the next things on the to-write list are kinkmeme requests and memes so technically someone must want to read those.

Also I am total crap at writing any Megatron ever, of course. *grump*

Title: Chosen
Fandom: Transformers (Prime/Exodus/War for Cybertron and Marvel Comics, with bits of Bayverse and G1 Cartoon thrown in for flavor)
Characters/Pairings: Megatron (Prime)/Liege Maximo
Rating: G
Word Count: 1,200
Content Advisories: None needed
Summary: Your lord would not have you a slave.
Prompt: June 12, felix culpa
Notes: Written for the June Challenge at tf_rare_pairing . Takes place shortly after "Shadowzone" in TF: Prime continuity.

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( Chosen )

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It's not nearly as late as it usually is when I post these things! Yeah.

So I was going to do a join.me freewriting thing and then I realized that I had like two sentences to go to finish this fic. So I did! I am just a finishing-things machine this week, except for things I owe people and stuff I'm actually supposed to do. Still, that's at least the top two things on that poll thing I did a while back, which is a nice feeling.

Would you believe this was actually (like half the things I start) a response to a kinkmeme prompt? I just forgot the smut again. At some point I will finish a fic that does not revolve around porking, I really will.

Title: For Secret's Sake
Fandom: Doctor Who (Classic Series)
Characters/Pairings: Brigadier Alistair Lethbridge-Stewart/Liz Shaw
Rating: PG-13
Content Advisories: Fade-to-black sex
Summary: This is something different; this is something just for them. Post-Season 7, after Liz leaves.
Word Count: 1,060

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( For Secret's Sake )

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And for once I'm posting not at 2 a.m.! Miracles everywhere today.

Computer's mostly back together, but the router is sporadically going down, leaving me with no internet access - so I've had to actually write in what free time I've had between various and sundry Family Things and work and stuff. And so I finally finished that dream!fic I've been going on about for ages!

I am not sure how to feel now that I've actually finished. It almost doesn't feel like it's really done, like there's got to be more that I can tack on to it. Possibly that's a bad sign?

Also I cannot get over my alternating fear that it's either a) completely incomprehensible or b) way more comprehensible than it should be and comes across as a load of pretentious tune-shy wank.

Okay enough of my anxieties here's the fic.

Title: Fractal
Fandom: Doctor Who (Classic Series)
Characters/Pairings: Third Doctor/Jo Grant, Third Doctor/Delgado Master
Rating: PG-13
Content Advisories: Some violent imagery, nongraphic sensuality, and artistic liberties taken with mathematics.
Summary:  Infinity unfolds from even a line. The Doctor's sleeping mind has much to sort through.
Word Count: 1800
Notes: So...this is kind of a braindump. I've checked it and edited it, but it has not been beta'ed, and represents a kind of raw semi-meta take on some trends and themes I'd noticed in the Third Doctor's era. It's kind of an experiment, too, so...let me know how that goes over?

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( Fractal )

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Oh my. I'm feeling a bit directionless now.

Crossposted when it's not late at night and I'm not supposed to be in bed and it's not dodgy trying to get this thing to post.

So I figure someone had to start the ball rolling on 1000_robots , and that someone might as well be me. And so as not to bank a pairing someone else wanted to write, I might as well pick a completely obscure pairing that would occur to no one but me, i.e. Eject/Firewall, from The Transformers vs. G.I. Joe: Black Horizon.

So the important part is that now there are three prompts out there for you to use, and I tried to include not-too-obscure pairings in there. Plus this means I can crosspost to tf_rare_pairing.
 
Can you tell I need to go to bed? Why can I only write when it's late, I hate that.

Title:  High Drama
Fandom: Transformer vs. G.I. Joe comics continuity 
Characters/Pairings: Eject/Firewall
Rating: Squeaky clean G
Content Advisories: None needed
Summary: There's a point about the nature of conflict to be made here, probably.
Word Count: 457
Notes: Takes place post-Black Horizon. Just a bit of silliness.

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( High Drama )
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Sleep time now.

I promise this is the last post before I start replying to things, but around 6 this evening I was suddenly struck by inspiration to finally finish up one of those numbered kinkfic meme fics that I requested yonks ago, and once it hit 3:00 a.m. I got all fuck it I am going to finish this if it takes the hell all night. So now here it is.

Also I remembered why I write slash fic so infrequently, and it is more or less entirely down to fucking pronouns. Is there a more elegant was to say "he" and "the other he"? Because the ambiguity is a little infuriating.

Title: Inside/Outside
Fandom: Transformers Generation 1
Characters/Pairings: Galvatron/Cyclonus
Rating: R
Content Advisories: Somewhat explicit sex of the plug'n'play and spark flavors; references to violence, including references to self-inflicted. Bit of metaphoricality at the end there, too.
Summary: Cyclonus keeps records on his surface.
Word Count: 882
Notes: Written for caia_comica , who requested Galvatron/Cyclonus and ended up with the kink "biting/marking" in the randomized kinkfic meme.


( Inside/Outside )

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Oh my god it really is almost 5:30 a.m. I THOUGHT I WAS DONE WITH THIS SORT OF THING. :(

Xross-posted when I am not so tired.

So I finally decided I should stop dithering and post this, in yet another misguided hope of getting myself to write something. I keep almost writing! And then not doing anything or getting distracted. It's very discouraging.

Title: No Victims Only Volunteers
Chapter: 1/?
Fandom: Transformers: Animated
Characters/Pairings: Blurr-centric, with appearances by Ultra Magnus, Alpha Trion, Perceptor, Wheeljack, Sentinel Prime, and possibly others
Rating: PG-13
Content Advisories: References violence, debilitating injuries, and physical and psychological trauma. 
Summary: There is a way back, but it winds through all the dark and narrow places. My take on a "Blurr survives" fic.
Word Count (this chapter): 1861
Notes: Title comes from the song "New Babies; New Toys" by OMD. And yes, it's still a WIP. I'm slow that way.

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( No Victims Only Volunteers )

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I've been thinking about maybe following pixxistixx4me pixxistix4me in producing 50 things this New Year - be they stories, crafts, whatever - so maybe that'll help me write some more too. I've been busy, is part of the problem.

But for now it's high time for bed.

Things you should not let me do: Draw sparly magical-girl outfits for my girl!Transformers. Especially not with equally sparkly transformation sequences.

...I may have been listening to the Sailor Moon Japanese theme a little bit, okay.

You should also not let me read creepypasta at 1 in the morning but we've discussed how I'm stupid like that.

ANYWAY I FINISHED A THING, YAY-UH. /o/ \o\ Don't worry, I'm certainly hard at work on the Ficlet Project fic and the kink ficlets, but I kind of wanted to finish this one up first so it wouldn't hang over my head. And mostly I'm just delighted that I WROTE A THING. MIRACLES. MAGIC EVERYWHERE.

I can't decide whether I should put the slash tag on this or not. I wrote it for an Optimus/Ratchet prompt, but, um, like pretty much all the other slash I write it came out so not-particularly-shippy that I don't think it counts. I do not understand where this weird mental block is coming from. :(

Title: Wings
Fandom: Transformers: Animated
Characters/Pairings: Optimus Prime, Ratchet (I guess it could be OP/Ratchet if you look at it funny)
Rating: G
Summary: Ratchet teaches Optimus about history, and patterns.
Word Count: 930
Notes: For tf_rare_pairing , in answer to the prompt "Optimus/Ratchet, forbidden". Given that I don't even know if it counts as ship fic and follows the prompt very loosely, I do not think that this was a resounding success in prompt-following. Oh, and it's post-S3.

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( Wings )

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And now, to bed.