There are a great many things I'm not doing.
What I am doing is wondering why it takes me such a long time to do a simple little meme.
Anyway, I was tagged by
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elyssadc, so this is how the meme works:List ten fictional characters you would have sex with (in no particular order) and tag five people to do the same.
For some reason, it took me forever to come up with ten people who I wasn't too embarrassed to admit to wanting to shag and find pictures that I like, but here are the first few that came to mind...
1. The Doctor. I put a picture of Nine up here so I'd feel normal, but the truth is I'd take absolutely any of them, as they'd all be a unique and interesting lay. Yes, even One. You do realize that The First Doctor's life covers everything from his Academy days to The Tenth Planet, right? And that Bill Hartnell made a rather handsome fourty-year-old? Well, then. I rest my case. Besides, I stop being picky about appearances the minute the words "I'm the (definite-article) Doctor" enter the conversation. < /slut>
2. Chuck Bartowski. I'd almost rather play video games with him than have sex with him, but he still makes it on the list, on acount of being terribly sweet as well as attractive. I've a thing for nice guys.
3. Nick Stokes. Speaking of nice guys... (Fun Fact: He and the Doctor are the only people who can get by the Must Have Lovely Toussle-able Hair rule. This is an accomplishment.)
4. Indiana Jones, both in his professorial tweed and his butchy adventuring gear. What? Stop looking at me like that.
5. Lieutenant William Bush, because he's slightly less clueless about women than Horatio is
6. Yelina Salas. While I'd be too busy marching Horatio off to ASAP therapy to shag him, I've no such reservations with his sister-in-law.
7. Connie Rubirosa. Preferably with her Season 19 haircut - or even better, with long hair a la Marisol Delko - but I'd take either.
8. Eisenheim, from The Illusionist. Yes, I would pick him over Borden and Angier. Because Eisenheim was a little less batshit crazy, that's why.
9. Qui-Gon Jinn, because softspoken mentor-type folk who still kick ass and don't follow rules are terribly attractive. (You have no idea the flack I caught from my parents when they figured out I fancied him as well as Obi-Wan Kenobi.)
10. Benedick, from Much Ado About Nothing. Yes, like the Shakespeare play. And since I have a hard time convincing Google that other people have played Benedick besides Kenneth Branagh, have the three seperate Benedicks I could find that I recognize: Branagh, Robert Lindsay, and Damian Lewis. Alas, my search for Sam Waterson in the role turned up nothing but the DVD cover. Woe.
I wouldn't say no to Emma Thompson's Beatrice, though.
I tag
kayliemalinza, rhia_starsong, jtree, wiccagirl24, and sterling_sky. Go!*giggles immaturely*
embarrassed
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Were they scandalized that you liked a prequel character?
EEEEE Damian Lewis!
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I know! I had no idea he ever played Benedick until a few months ago. What I'd give to see that...*checks BBC website*
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I'm insulted I was not tagged.
(although I would probably never find all the perfect pictures I wanted to use, and so it would never get posted anyway)
You know, the more I think about it, the more I marvel at how you were the one to get me into Doctor Who.
However, I giggle at your Must-Have-Lovely-Toussle-able-Hair rule.
I think I might agree a little bit on Connie.Well, you could do it anyway.
You know, the more I think about it, the more I marvel at how you were the one to get me into Doctor Who.
...um, I'm sorry? Or thank you? I'm not really sure how I'm meant to respond. Except to promise that I'm really not as much of a slag as this meme makes me sound.
Possibly I should not allow myself to leave comments after more than 12 hours of being awake.
...um, I'm sorry? Or thank you? I'm not really sure how I'm meant to respond.
I just find it vaguely amusing that my brain is pretty much hardwired for Ten & Rose only, while you have a fondness for many things Classic, a slight preference for Martha (I read that right a couple of weeks backs, didn't I?), and now Nine gets the representative picture of the Doctor.
Anyway, I love seeing people fill out this meme. The results are always pure fun. :) Someday I
willmay even convince myself to play.You seem to be doing all right. :)
And I do like Ten and Rose, I really do. But they get so much love and attention from fandom that I sort of gravitate to the people that I hear about less (much the same way I adore Horatio/Marisol and Horatio/Yelina even though I can think of maybe 15 other people who ship them and even fewer who ship them both). Like with the picture I provided; Ten(nant) is already firmly established as gorgeous, so why not give Nine/Eccleston a bit of love?
I was actually going to put up a composite picture of all the Doctors up there, but that took too long. XD
*nudges* You can consider yourself tagged if you like.
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And yes, William Hartnell was rather dashing when he was younger.
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but probably no less gay, unfortunately for me.Of course, I certainly wouldn't kick Horatio out of bed. Nor Archie, for that matter. Nor Wellard, nor Orrock. Nor Pellew neither but you didn't hear me say that.My work here is done. *g*
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And may I say, he's looking particularly lovely in that pic you've got.
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So I saw! I shall comment appropriately when I'm not
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I put a picture of Nine up here so I'd feel normal, but the truth is I'd take absolutely any of them, as they'd all be a unique and interesting lay. Yes, even One.
HAHAHAHAHA. Awesome. And you know what? I totally agree. If Four or One or Ten or Five showed up at my door I'd be the biggest lying liar who ever lied if I said I wouldn't jump them in a heartbeat.
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*nods* I think there's something fundamentally attractive about the character of the Doctor himself, no matter what face he's wearing. Couldn't tell you what precisely that attractive quality is, but it's there. ;D
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And I know the spoiler tag's silly, but I honestly don't want to risk ruining the movie for someone who hasn't seen it yet. I spoiler cut out of RESPECT, yo. XD
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That's a very good point about Christian Bale. He does play some whackos, doesn't he?
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American Psycho, The Machinist, The Prestige...even his Batman was a little psychotic. (Then again, a non-crazy Batman is not a proper Batman, in my opinion.)
Although he did do the voice of that redheaded guy in Pocahontas, and he wasn't nuts. Well, no more nuts than the rest of the English settlers, anyway.
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