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1. The Doctor. I put a picture of Nine up here so I'd feel normal, but the truth is I'd take absolutely any of them, as they'd all be a unique and interesting lay. Yes, even One. You do realize that The First Doctor's life covers everything from his Academy days to The Tenth Planet, right? And that Bill Hartnell made a rather handsome fourty-year-old? Well, then. I rest my case. Besides, I stop being picky about appearances the minute the words "I'm the (definite-article) Doctor" enter the conversation. < /slut>


2. Chuck Bartowski. I'd almost rather play video games with him than have sex with him, but he still makes it on the list, on acount of being terribly sweet as well as attractive. I've a thing for nice guys.


3. Nick Stokes. Speaking of nice guys... (Fun Fact: He and the Doctor are the only people who can get by the Must Have Lovely Toussle-able Hair rule. This is an accomplishment.)


4. Indiana Jones, both in his professorial tweed and his butchy adventuring gear. What? Stop looking at me like that.


5. Lieutenant William Bush, because he's slightly less clueless about women than Horatio is but probably no less gay, unfortunatly for me. Of course, I certainly wouldn't kick Horatio out of bed. Nor Archie, for that matter. Nor Wellard, nor Orrock. Nor Pellew neither but you didn't hear me say that.


6. Yelina Salas. While I'd be too busy marching Horatio off to ASAP therapy to shag him, I've no such reservations with his sister-in-law. 


7. Connie Rubirosa. Preferably with her Season 19 haircut - or even better, with long hair a la Marisol Delko - but I'd take either.


8. Eisenheim, from The Illusionist. Yes, I would pick him over Borden and Angier. Because Eisenheim was a little less batshit crazy, that's why. 


9. Qui-Gon Jinn, because softspoken mentor-type folk who still kick ass and don't follow rules are terribly attractive. (You have no idea the flack I caught from my parents when they figured out I fancied him as well as Obi-Wan Kenobi.)




10. Benedick, from Much Ado About Nothing. Yes, like the Shakespeare play. And since I have a hard time convincing Google that other people have played Benedick besides Kenneth Branagh, have the three seperate Benedicks I could find that I recognize: Branagh, Robert Lindsay, and Damian Lewis. Alas, my search for Sam Waterson in the role turned up nothing but the DVD cover. Woe.
I wouldn't say no to Emma Thompson's Beatrice, though.