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posted by [identity profile] glock35gal.livejournal.com at 01:12am on 07/10/2007
*squee!* Please to be making that icon, so I can steal it? Please?

Ahhhh...you've finally explained the whole diet sodas/calcium thing. I thought it was *all* of them, since I drink SpriteZero whenever I can get it.

It's amazing how many times I hear about my *Coke* Zero habit. I drink maybe four a week, when I can get 'em. Heh. As a jobsite manager, I'm in my badass demolition gear and this wank of an electrician comes up to me and *begs* me to put down the Zero, because he's sure my little lady-like bones will all crunch to nothing *right that moment.* Heh. Okay, he meant well, and I do make sure to take extra calcium now. I was just shocked at how freaked he was. LOL!
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posted by [identity profile] stunt-muppet.livejournal.com at 03:53am on 07/10/2007
*bows* I shall get on that by Monday, when the workload has lightened just a tic.

I used to think it was all sodas too, which worried me because I'm a raging caffeine junkie, but apparently it's just the dye in colas that screws with bone calcium. Hence, non-colas are the solution to everything.

O___o Wow. That seems a bit of an overreaction - mostly, I just hear about the colas causing osteoperosis or bone complications down the line, not turning your skeleton to paper right this very second. And the thing is, after drinking Diet for upwards of three years, Coke Zero tastes really funky to me now - because it tastes like regular Coke. So 'tis aspartame for me. XD
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posted by [identity profile] kayliemalinza.livejournal.com at 04:13am on 07/10/2007
COKE ZERO DOES NOT TASTE LIKE NORMAL COKE AT ALL. THAT IS A GROSS MISCONCEPTION.


EMPHASIS ON 'GROSS.'



WORSHIP THE ONE TRUE COKE. ELIMINATE ALL IMPOSTERS.
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posted by [identity profile] stunt-muppet.livejournal.com at 04:16am on 07/10/2007
IT TASTES LIKE NORMAL COKE TO ME.

PAHAHA. I BOW TO THE ARTIFICIALLY-SWEETENED FALSE GOD OF DIET. ALSO, I HAVE SOLD MY SOUL TO XENU.
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posted by [identity profile] kayliemalinza.livejournal.com at 04:18am on 07/10/2007
WELL OK FINE YOU CAN DRINK DIET AS LONG AS YOU DON'T PRETEND IT TASTES THE SAME.


NOW, DID YOU COMPARE COKE ZERO WITH REAL COKE, OR WITH DIET COKE? PERHAPS *NONE* OF THE THREE TASTE ALIKE.


I DO BELIEVE THAT I HAVE HIGHLY SOPHISTICATED AND SENSITIVE COKELY TASTE BUDS.
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posted by [identity profile] stunt-muppet.livejournal.com at 04:51am on 07/10/2007
NO NO IT'S JUST COKE ZERO THAT TASTES LIKE REGULAR. THE SPLENDA AND ALL THAT. DIET COKE IS SOMETHING TOTALLY DIFFERENT. YOUR COKELY TASTE BUDS HAVE NOT DECIEVED YOU.

WHY ARE WE CAPSLOCKING I DON'T REALLY KNOW.
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posted by [identity profile] kayliemalinza.livejournal.com at 07:40am on 07/10/2007
NUH UH COKE ZERO DOES NOT TASTE LIKE REGULAR COKE. COKE ZERO TASTES LIKE ASS.

DON'T MAKE ME COME OVER THERE. I KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE.


WE R CAPSLOCKING BECUZ COKE IZ SRS BIZNESS.
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posted by [identity profile] stunt-muppet.livejournal.com at 06:46pm on 07/10/2007
MAYBE I MOVED. OR TURNED INVISIBLE. HOW ABOUT THAT THEN?

COKE R VERY SRS BIZNESS. FAR MORE SRS THAN PEPSI ON ACCOUNT OF THERE BEING NO PEPSI ZERO.
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posted by [identity profile] kayliemalinza.livejournal.com at 08:10pm on 08/10/2007
YOU DID NOT MOVE OR BECOME INVISIBLE. I KNOW THIS BECAUSE I STOMPED RIGHT ON OVER THERE AFTER I READ THIS AND YOU ANSWERED THE DOOR VERY VISIBLY. YOU WERE UTTERLY OPAQUE. NOT EVEN A HINT OF TRANSPARENCY. AND I DIDN'T SEE ANY PACKING BOXES.


HERE'S IS WHAT WAS SAID, FOR THE BENEFIT OF THE LURKERS:

Kayliesaur: Two points. One, you have not moved, nor are you invisible.

Muppet: Well, I need a little more time to become invisible!

Kayliesaur: Irrelevant. Two, Coke is not more serious than Pepsi because there is no Pepsi Zero. Coke is more serious than Pepsi because Coke is intrinsically better than Pepsi.

Muppet: But... they kinda taste the same....

Kayliesaur: BLASPHEMY. COKE IS BETTER. I WILL SMACK A MUPPET.

Muppet: ....

Kayliesaur: THIS IS WHERE YOU SAY 'YES, KAYLIE' AND BOW TO MY SUPERIOR WISDOM.

Muppet: Yes, Kaylie. ::bows::

Kayliesaur: You have learned much today. In summary--

Coke ≠ Pepsi
Coke > Pepsi
ass > Pepsi
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posted by [identity profile] stunt-muppet.livejournal.com at 04:24am on 09/10/2007
WELL, OBVIOUSLY YOU DIDN'T SEE ANY BOXES BECAUSE THE BOXES WERE INVISIBLE. OBVIOUSLY. I NEEDED PRACTICE BEFORE I WENT TO FULL-SCALE TRANSPARENCY.

I like to think I put up more of a fight before I accepted you as lord and master of all things Cokely. Even though I probably didn't, and am entirely fabricating memories of the epic debate that ensued.
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posted by [identity profile] kayliemalinza.livejournal.com at 02:57pm on 09/10/2007
WELL HOW COME I DIDN'T TRIP OVER ANY OF THOSE BOXES WHEN I WAS WALKING AROUND INSIDE YOUR ROOM, HUH?? HUH??? DO NOT LIE TO ME, MUPPET. I TOOK PUPPETRY IN ELEMENTARY SCHOOL. I KNOW HOW IT WORKS.

There *was* a wee debate, but it generally did little but emphasize your inadequate tasting abilities. I was hoping to spare you the public humiliation.
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