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posted by [identity profile] kayliemalinza.livejournal.com at 04:13am on 07/10/2007
COKE ZERO DOES NOT TASTE LIKE NORMAL COKE AT ALL. THAT IS A GROSS MISCONCEPTION.


EMPHASIS ON 'GROSS.'



WORSHIP THE ONE TRUE COKE. ELIMINATE ALL IMPOSTERS.
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posted by [identity profile] stunt-muppet.livejournal.com at 04:16am on 07/10/2007
IT TASTES LIKE NORMAL COKE TO ME.

PAHAHA. I BOW TO THE ARTIFICIALLY-SWEETENED FALSE GOD OF DIET. ALSO, I HAVE SOLD MY SOUL TO XENU.
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posted by [identity profile] kayliemalinza.livejournal.com at 04:18am on 07/10/2007
WELL OK FINE YOU CAN DRINK DIET AS LONG AS YOU DON'T PRETEND IT TASTES THE SAME.


NOW, DID YOU COMPARE COKE ZERO WITH REAL COKE, OR WITH DIET COKE? PERHAPS *NONE* OF THE THREE TASTE ALIKE.


I DO BELIEVE THAT I HAVE HIGHLY SOPHISTICATED AND SENSITIVE COKELY TASTE BUDS.
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posted by [identity profile] stunt-muppet.livejournal.com at 04:51am on 07/10/2007
NO NO IT'S JUST COKE ZERO THAT TASTES LIKE REGULAR. THE SPLENDA AND ALL THAT. DIET COKE IS SOMETHING TOTALLY DIFFERENT. YOUR COKELY TASTE BUDS HAVE NOT DECIEVED YOU.

WHY ARE WE CAPSLOCKING I DON'T REALLY KNOW.
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posted by [identity profile] kayliemalinza.livejournal.com at 07:40am on 07/10/2007
NUH UH COKE ZERO DOES NOT TASTE LIKE REGULAR COKE. COKE ZERO TASTES LIKE ASS.

DON'T MAKE ME COME OVER THERE. I KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE.


WE R CAPSLOCKING BECUZ COKE IZ SRS BIZNESS.
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posted by [identity profile] stunt-muppet.livejournal.com at 06:46pm on 07/10/2007
MAYBE I MOVED. OR TURNED INVISIBLE. HOW ABOUT THAT THEN?

COKE R VERY SRS BIZNESS. FAR MORE SRS THAN PEPSI ON ACCOUNT OF THERE BEING NO PEPSI ZERO.
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posted by [identity profile] kayliemalinza.livejournal.com at 08:10pm on 08/10/2007
YOU DID NOT MOVE OR BECOME INVISIBLE. I KNOW THIS BECAUSE I STOMPED RIGHT ON OVER THERE AFTER I READ THIS AND YOU ANSWERED THE DOOR VERY VISIBLY. YOU WERE UTTERLY OPAQUE. NOT EVEN A HINT OF TRANSPARENCY. AND I DIDN'T SEE ANY PACKING BOXES.


HERE'S IS WHAT WAS SAID, FOR THE BENEFIT OF THE LURKERS:

Kayliesaur: Two points. One, you have not moved, nor are you invisible.

Muppet: Well, I need a little more time to become invisible!

Kayliesaur: Irrelevant. Two, Coke is not more serious than Pepsi because there is no Pepsi Zero. Coke is more serious than Pepsi because Coke is intrinsically better than Pepsi.

Muppet: But... they kinda taste the same....

Kayliesaur: BLASPHEMY. COKE IS BETTER. I WILL SMACK A MUPPET.

Muppet: ....

Kayliesaur: THIS IS WHERE YOU SAY 'YES, KAYLIE' AND BOW TO MY SUPERIOR WISDOM.

Muppet: Yes, Kaylie. ::bows::

Kayliesaur: You have learned much today. In summary--

Coke ≠ Pepsi
Coke > Pepsi
ass > Pepsi
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posted by [identity profile] stunt-muppet.livejournal.com at 04:24am on 09/10/2007
WELL, OBVIOUSLY YOU DIDN'T SEE ANY BOXES BECAUSE THE BOXES WERE INVISIBLE. OBVIOUSLY. I NEEDED PRACTICE BEFORE I WENT TO FULL-SCALE TRANSPARENCY.

I like to think I put up more of a fight before I accepted you as lord and master of all things Cokely. Even though I probably didn't, and am entirely fabricating memories of the epic debate that ensued.
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posted by [identity profile] kayliemalinza.livejournal.com at 02:57pm on 09/10/2007
WELL HOW COME I DIDN'T TRIP OVER ANY OF THOSE BOXES WHEN I WAS WALKING AROUND INSIDE YOUR ROOM, HUH?? HUH??? DO NOT LIE TO ME, MUPPET. I TOOK PUPPETRY IN ELEMENTARY SCHOOL. I KNOW HOW IT WORKS.

There *was* a wee debate, but it generally did little but emphasize your inadequate tasting abilities. I was hoping to spare you the public humiliation.
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