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posted by [identity profile] stunt-muppet.livejournal.com at 06:46pm on 07/10/2007
MAYBE I MOVED. OR TURNED INVISIBLE. HOW ABOUT THAT THEN?

COKE R VERY SRS BIZNESS. FAR MORE SRS THAN PEPSI ON ACCOUNT OF THERE BEING NO PEPSI ZERO.
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posted by [identity profile] kayliemalinza.livejournal.com at 08:10pm on 08/10/2007
YOU DID NOT MOVE OR BECOME INVISIBLE. I KNOW THIS BECAUSE I STOMPED RIGHT ON OVER THERE AFTER I READ THIS AND YOU ANSWERED THE DOOR VERY VISIBLY. YOU WERE UTTERLY OPAQUE. NOT EVEN A HINT OF TRANSPARENCY. AND I DIDN'T SEE ANY PACKING BOXES.


HERE'S IS WHAT WAS SAID, FOR THE BENEFIT OF THE LURKERS:

Kayliesaur: Two points. One, you have not moved, nor are you invisible.

Muppet: Well, I need a little more time to become invisible!

Kayliesaur: Irrelevant. Two, Coke is not more serious than Pepsi because there is no Pepsi Zero. Coke is more serious than Pepsi because Coke is intrinsically better than Pepsi.

Muppet: But... they kinda taste the same....

Kayliesaur: BLASPHEMY. COKE IS BETTER. I WILL SMACK A MUPPET.

Muppet: ....

Kayliesaur: THIS IS WHERE YOU SAY 'YES, KAYLIE' AND BOW TO MY SUPERIOR WISDOM.

Muppet: Yes, Kaylie. ::bows::

Kayliesaur: You have learned much today. In summary--

Coke ≠ Pepsi
Coke > Pepsi
ass > Pepsi
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posted by [identity profile] stunt-muppet.livejournal.com at 04:24am on 09/10/2007
WELL, OBVIOUSLY YOU DIDN'T SEE ANY BOXES BECAUSE THE BOXES WERE INVISIBLE. OBVIOUSLY. I NEEDED PRACTICE BEFORE I WENT TO FULL-SCALE TRANSPARENCY.

I like to think I put up more of a fight before I accepted you as lord and master of all things Cokely. Even though I probably didn't, and am entirely fabricating memories of the epic debate that ensued.
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posted by [identity profile] kayliemalinza.livejournal.com at 02:57pm on 09/10/2007
WELL HOW COME I DIDN'T TRIP OVER ANY OF THOSE BOXES WHEN I WAS WALKING AROUND INSIDE YOUR ROOM, HUH?? HUH??? DO NOT LIE TO ME, MUPPET. I TOOK PUPPETRY IN ELEMENTARY SCHOOL. I KNOW HOW IT WORKS.

There *was* a wee debate, but it generally did little but emphasize your inadequate tasting abilities. I was hoping to spare you the public humiliation.
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