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Nor have I memed in a while. So, while I'm not doing that ten-page essay, let's fix that!

Tell me about a story I haven't written, and I'll give you one sentence from that story.

Fandoms:

Law and  Order(/SVU/CI)
CSI(/Miami/NewYork)
Doctor Who (old and new, though I make no guarantees about my ability to write all the Doctors)
Pirates of the Caribbean
House
Original fiction

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posted by [identity profile] sterling-sky.livejournal.com at 04:57am on 07/05/2008
That original fiction story that you didn't write. I wanna see a sentence from that. :D (Or, you know, anything orig!fic from you).
 
posted by [identity profile] stunt-muppet.livejournal.com at 02:52am on 08/05/2008
Hmmm...well, let's discard the whole "one line" premise right here. XD

From that science-fiction-fantasy novel I kept meaning to write:

"Yeah. Yeah, actually, that's exactly what I did. I got through about ten security checkpoints without a hitch - most of which, let's see, involve fingerprint scans and keycards and stairs - broke out the Prime Specimen even though I don't know what it is, got it past the same checkpoints, found it a hiding place, and got away without a single alert on my person! And I did it all while I'm stuck in this fucking hamster wheel. My god, I'm brilliant."

From a short story I kind of wrote once for class:

Amber rolled her eyes. "First job today, one Mrs. Dora Evans. Mrs. Evans would like some confirmation that her husband is a philandering son of a bitch. She was kind enough to provide us with probable locations and times, his schedule, where he works, and what he drives to get there." She handed the file up to Tilly. "Basically, she did half our work for us, so I figured we’d get that out of the way first. After Mrs. Evans, we've got a couple of traffic accidents, a mom who thinks her daughter's smoking pot behind the high school football field, and a few very creative phrases carved into the side of a Beemer." She squinted at the last few photos. "Jesus, even I hadn’t heard these."

"Another cheatin' heart and pair of roving eyes." Tilly shook her head. "Whatever happened to 'till death do us part', 'love, honor, and cherish’, all that?"

"Said the two-time divorcee," Amber raised an eyebrow.

"The ex-Mr. Margaret Tilenas don’t count, Amber. We’ve discussed this. I’m hardly at fault for divorcing an import porn addict and The Man Without A Backbone."
 
posted by [identity profile] sterling-sky.livejournal.com at 05:50am on 14/05/2008
All right. My dear. I have to just say... Those are FABBITY FAB FAB BEYOND MARVELOSITY AND INTO THE DOMINION OF WOWTASTIC AND COSMIC FABULOUSITY. And as you know, I don't throw terms like "cosmic fabulousity" about lightly. :D Loved 'em. Request more. Demand more in the Holy Name of Bette Midler, even. ;)

And for when you're back in the land of the intahrwebz, part two of the seven songs meme. I haz it. Right here: http://sterling-sky.livejournal.com/63391.html#cutid1. It involves Tom Petty and drinking and teenage lust and much-os cliche-os. It's GRAND, I tell you, GRAND. ;)
 
Fic you have not written:

AU where Adric is Sarah Jane Smith's son.


AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! NOW YOU HAVE TO WRITE THAT!!!!! ::rolls around kicking feet in glee::
 
"Sarah, really. How could you possibly have ended up all the way here?"

"Well, if you'd checked up on me after leaving me - in Aberdeen, because you still can't steer - you might have noticed that you dropped me right next to a hole into E-space."

"Mum? Who's he? What are you arguing about?"

"Not now, Adric. Mum's a bit busy."

:P
 
Heeheehee! I see that Sarah did alright for herself despite the Doctor's bad steering. I bet she had the best pick of all the men and women on Alzurius, didn't she?

Can't you just see it, though? I think Sarah Jane and Adric look a lot alike, really. And it would be SO DAMN CUTE if they were BOTH his companions for a while. ^_^ Talk about a happy little time-traveling family, eh?

Not to mention that the scene where the Doctor finds out the Alzurians are descended from swamp people would be like, a bajillion times funnier.

"Well, Sarah, I must commend you on expanding the gene pool."
"What? What do you mean?"
"Look at this sample of the Alzurian's genome."
"...ok."
"Now look at the DNA from the swamp person that was captured."
"I--"
"And here's a sample of the spider's. Well?"
"No. No. No no NO NO NO!!"
"Mum?"
"ARRRGH!"
"I think you and I should give your mother some time to think this through, Adric. Let's go look at the shiny things over there."
"Um... ok."
"I CAN'T BELIEVE IT! NO! NOOOOOOOOO! And Aunt Lavinia thought Mike Yates was bad news! DOCTOR, THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT."
"I can't hear you, Sarah. I'm busy explaining Chaos Theory to your cross-species son."
"AAAAAAAAAAAAH!"
"I still don't know what's going on."
"I'm afraid that runs in the family."
 
"Spider people. Of all thie things it could be, it had to be spider-people."

"Well, strictly speaking, they're more reptile-people than spider-people..."

"You stay out of this."
 
posted by [identity profile] stunt-muppet.livejournal.com at 02:58am on 08/05/2008
And I'm pretty sure Sarah Jane Smith could do all right for herself almost anywhere in the universe - even in E-Space on the planet of the reptile-people. :D She's competent that way.

And I think they should be companions together! They'd be ever so cute, and Sarah'd keep both Adric AND the Doctor in check. XD
 
posted by [identity profile] kayliemalinza.livejournal.com at 03:14am on 08/05/2008
And that Thing at the End of Earthshock WOULDN'T HAPPEN because Sarah wouldn't let it.

Also, the Master would be hurting pretty bad at the end of Castrovalva, and not because of the townspeople.
 
posted by [identity profile] stunt-muppet.livejournal.com at 04:25am on 10/05/2008
I love how you refuse to speak Its name. If you don't acknowledge it, it didn't happen, right? Good plan.
 
posted by [identity profile] viralmancer.livejournal.com at 12:04am on 11/05/2008
The AmaraxSamaj fic you're writing for me. I know you said you've made good progress on this so it technically doesn't count as an unwritten fic, but too bad. My request stands. :P

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