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Me: C'mon, come on. We've finally hit the home stretch. Just a few more days, and then I'll have my project presented, and this will all be over. We're so close, babe. So very close.

Muse: *whines* I wanna watch Sin City.

Me: No, no, not now, baby. No Sin City. Not now. Down to the computer lab. One more all-nighter. Then you can have all the Robert Rodriguez movies you want. C'mon. We're almost there.

Muse: Fine. *sulk*

*Muppet trudges down to computer lab*

Muppet: Ah, here we are. Nice machine in the back. Should be okay for the night. Papers are printed, iPod's charged...let's do this thing!

Muse: By "do this thing", of course, you do mean "look at pictures of David Tennant". Right?

Muppet: Yeah, exac - WAIT WHAT NO THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEANT AT ALL.

Muse: What about Chris Eccleston photos, then? Those count? I could do those too.

Muppet: STOP DOING THAT.

This, in a nutshell, is why I never get anything done. XD

Also, if I have to type the words "Michaelis-Menten kinetics" one more time, I will lose my damn mind.

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ARE YOU IN BELK LAB RIGHT NOW? I COULD COME PAY ATTENTION TO YOU. I CUT MY HAIR, BTW. I COULD BRING YOU A LOCK OF IT.

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YOU CUT YOUR HAIR? WHAT MADNESS IS THAT? WHY DID YOU DO SUCH A THING?

(Although a commemorative lock would be lovely. :D)

I am indeed in Belk lab. Back row, on the right. I've got my iPod in.

So what's keeping *you* up this late?

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Oh calm down, I just scalloped it around my face and got rid of the long bits in the front that have been annoying me ever since I got it cut. The women who cut it wasn't my normal person, so when I said "just long enough to put in a ponytail" she must've thought that meant "ALL of it long enough to put in a ponytail" which meant it's kind of an A-line cut. Which like, don't you usually ask someone before giving them an A-line cut? And how did she think that was compatible with "and scalloped around the face?" Answer is, she didn't scallop around the face, so my hair just kinda hung down straight on either side, which isn't as fun. Anyway. I watch them cut and I've done my own hair tons before, and this was where I could reach it, so. ::shrug:: My hair's curly, too, so I've got some grace. But anyway, you can look at it and pass judgment.

So anyway, that's what's keeping me up this late, but not really because 1) 3:30am is my normal bedtime and 2) I have a ton of reading that I'm probably not going to do tonight, but I fully intended to at some point. Also, I drank iced chocolate coffee. >>

I love how you said "I've got my iPod in" like you would say, "I'll be wearing a red ribbon" as if I wouldn't recognize you otherwise. :P

Man, coffee. It energizes you. It used to just make my heart beat fast, but I think my body's getting used to it (and I drank it slow) and now I understand why people drink it in the morning. I love coffee. I feel great. Oh man reading. I STILL FEEL GREAT. I took tons of pictures of myself tonight, 'cause I put on funky eye make-up. I need to buy some pomade. I really don't think I'm going to do that reading tonight. I mean, it's not like I'm going to go to sleep. I'll probably be doing comment-fic on LJ. Did you know Vivi and I have now moved on to Woobiebears? They're like Carebears, but human-shaped and kinda evil. I should probably just come see you. I need to figure out how to package the lock of hair. I mean, I could just leave it free but then it'd just get all over the place. More than it does already, I mean. Man, I shed like a dog. I also need to go to the bathroom?

...I see your haircut, and have decided that it is good. Very wavey and pretty-like. And you'd think she *would* ask before giving you an A-line cut, but I guess if she figured that's what you were asking for to begin with then she wouldn't need to ask? I dunno.

(This is why I've had the same guy cutting my hair for ten years...XD)

Yes, coffee is a thing of magic. Iced coffee, specifically, because hot coffee just doesn't do it for me. And feeling great at 4 am is nice; the tiredness is starting to wear off and you're catching your second wind and the coffee's giving you a caffeine boost...ah.

OH MAN. I must explore the Woobiebears. Also, you should take care of tha bathroom thing at some point.

Yaaaay I am competant! Beauty school is my faull-out. I could be an awesome stylist y/n?

Woobiebears

I totally took care of the bathroom thing before you came down, unlike you who are in the bathroom right now OH NO I TOOK TOO LONG TO TYPE THIS AND YOU CAME BACK! D:

faull-out = fall-back.

I don't know how I made that mistake. o.O Nuclear winter on the brain, maybe??

So...who thinks we should stage an intervention for both of y'all, to get kaylie off of coffee and muppet off of...the internets? Seriously guys, y'all are crazy. In the most lovable kind of way, of course!

And Sin City? You have it? I must borrow/watch it sometime!@

I DUN CARE, I'M STILL FREE! U CAN'T TAKE HTE COFFEE FROM MEEEEEE!

With such a reply as this, how could I do such a thing?

:D

::strokes coffee:: you are safe, my love. the big meanie man said he wouldn't take you away from me.

Much though I appreciate the thought, it's too late for an intervention. It was too late for an intervention *long* ago. XD All that's left is my eventual disgraceful death by overdose in some forgotten corner of the basement lab.

Alas, I do not own the awesomeness that is Sin City. It was on Spike at 1 am that night, and I wanted to stay and watch it but realized that was probably a bad idea. However! It is on my Blockbuster queue, so perhaps when it ships we can have ourselves a movie nite with it.

You would be an awesome stylist, and you would make people quite pretty.

Also, the Woobiebears might just have earned themselves a spot on the "omg YES!" list. XD

*vanishes from the 'net for 2 days*

Wheeee! My semester goal is to comprise 85% of your "omg YES!" list.

*NOTICES*

Which may very well be accomplished, if you continue to be awesome and cause me to exclaim said intejection. XD Which you do quite often anyway.

Hey, Muppet --

Did you know they have caffeinated lip balm now? In flavors! I just found out about it last night. Now I want some, for those times when I can't get decent coffee -- especially iced coffee.

OMG RLY? But iced coffee tastes so good! But so does my mango lipgloss. It's sparkly. It makes my lips look purty. Coffee makes my lips look blurry 'cause I talk so fast. Hi you don't know me. I'm sure I've seen you before. I mean not seen you seen you well maybe if your icon is what you look like because in that case I've seen three seasons of you but there was never enough of you whyyyyyyy?

I am really totally smart and stuff I just wanted you to know that because I COULD FEEL YOU JUDGING ME EVEN BEFORE I CLICKED "POST COMMENT." oh wait no that's the internets because teh internets will always judge you. :(

i'm really only talking to you so muppet will reply and maybe scold me. i haven't seen her in like a day. D:

not that i wouldn't talk to you otherwise. i'm sure you're a very intersting person.

i go write a paper now.

...caffeinated lip balm. Wow. See, now I can't figure out why no one thought of that before. It's convenient, it's useful...only trouble is I'd end up licking my lips and having to reapply it all the time.

Your muse cracks me up! Mine is always noodging me at the oddest times, like when I'm loading the dishwasher.

Me: Tra-la-la, Palmolive with Scrubbie Beads is NICE!
Muse: John's here. He wants to get laid. Again.
Me: (ignoring it) I'll cut up a lime and use it to frehen/clean the garbage disposal.
Muse: Sarah's here. John just saw her! Hurry up with that cleaning stuff, would you? We got some fireworks happening here!
Me: Have to feed the cat.
Muse: Yeahrightsure. John HATES you!
Me: Really?
Muse: Yes. *pouts* And now Sarah does, too.

I pissed 'em all off tonight, since I was cruzing around on the ask_a_cop group, and also working a little on my own TV cop drama.

Sometimes, as much as it kills me, Munch just has to wait! :D

I had to have something take my mind off the 14 wildfires we have, bascially in a huge, huge circle around us. It is mega scary, but we've been through it before. I'm an EMT/Emergency Rescue person from way back, so I'm keeping a watchful eye on all of this.

Hope it's safe where you are! Hope you're almost finished! *hugs*

A ha ha, I know the feeling. Housework and classes just make Muse all awake and happy for some reason. Terribly inconvenient.

Muse: Character A and Character B have been making eyes at each other for the past hour, hun.
Muppet: Not now. Math class now.
Muse: I do believe A may have just so happened to put a hand on B's hip when she didn't suspect it -
Muppet. Later. Math class now.
Muse: You know that little giggle B gets when she's nervous? Well, she -
Muppet: Shutup shutup shutup.

Hope you stay safe! Those fires sound absolutely terrifying - best of luck, and here's hoping they die down as soon as possible.

Poor Muppet! It's almost Tuesday, so it'll all be over one way or another in just a few hours.

Aw, thank you for the encouraging words. It felt so good to be done with that project. *falls over*

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