stunt_muppet

Me: C'mon, come on. We've finally hit the home stretch. Just a few more days, and then I'll have my project presented, and this will all be over. We're so close, babe. So very close.

Muse: *whines* I wanna watch Sin City. 

Me: No, no, not now, baby. No Sin City. Not now. Down to the computer lab. One more all-nighter. Then you can have all the Robert Rodriguez movies you want. C'mon. We're almost there.

Muse: Fine. *sulk*

*Muppet trudges down to computer lab*

Muppet: Ah, here we are. Nice machine in the back. Should be okay for the night. Papers are printed, iPod's charged...let's do this thing!

Muse: By "do this thing", of course, you do mean "look at pictures of David Tennant". Right?

Muppet: Yeah, exac - WAIT WHAT NO THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEANT AT ALL.

Muse: What about Chris Eccleston photos, then? Those count? I could do those too.

Muppet: STOP DOING THAT.

This, in a nutshell, is why I never get anything done. XD

Also, if I have to type the words "Michaelis-Menten kinetics" one more time, I will lose my damn mind.