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posted by [personal profile] stunt_muppet at 10:52pm on 17/06/2007 under
I have six cuts on my legs right now from shaving this morning. Not six cuts total, you understand. Six cuts on each leg. And it took them like fifteen minutes to stop bleeding.
 
I. HATE. SHAVING. I want the hair on my legs to be just magicked away while I sleep. Why can’t I do that yet?
 
My mom bought me this cream that supposedly takes your hair right off so that I won’t have to shave, but honestly, all those warnings on the back of the bottle scare me. “Absolutely Positively DO NOT leave this on for more than six minutes. And rinse it off as soon as your done and wash your hands once you’ve handled this and never ever ever put it on your face omg.”
 
Kind of makes me wonder just what this stuff actually is. Is this going to eat my skin or something if I leave it on too long? Maybe it will give me mutant powers, that’d be cool…
 
I wonder what sort of mutant powers hair removal cream would give you. Hmm.
 
In other crappy news, the dog bit my grandpa today, which is the suckiest start of a Father’s Day ever. So, instead of lunch, we ended up going to a free clinic near my house that I didn’t even know was there so he could get bandaged up. He was okay, but I’m worried about him. He’s scared of the dog now. If we can’t get her to stop biting him, we may have to give her away. Now, she’s not fierce or violent, so she wouldn’t be put down, but still. That’ll only be a last resort, so we’re working harder than ever to get her to behave.
 
:(
 
I really am sorry I’ve fallen off the internet recently. Happier news now.
 
This is one of the many reasons I love [profile] pixxistixx4me, paraphrased because I can’t remember exactly who said what:
 
(Scene: It’s 1 a.m., ish. We’re both watching the end of Casino Royale, after James and Vesper agree to aimlessly wander for a while.)
 
Pixxi: See, after this part, the ending kind of sucks.
 
Muppet: I know. I mean, not only does she betray him, she dies. It’s just so unhappy.
 
Pixxi: And they’re so cute here and they actually are having a serious relationship! I wish it had just stopped here.
 
Muppet: Yeah, how many actually sweet scenes are there in Bond movies?
 
(Pause for a moment.)
 
Pixxi: You know what? Let’s just stop it here. (shuts off the movie.) And they lived happily ever after. The end.
 
Muppet: I like that ending.
 
I really do love ya, babe. I will indeed have your babies as soon as physically possible.
 
 
I went shopping yesterday with a friend I hadn’t seen in a long time. The drive there provided us a nice opportunity to catch up; she had changed quite a bit from when I last saw her, but not in a bad way. We’ve been friends since elementary school, and I’m glad we’ve kept in contact for so long.
 
Also, I’d never driven to that mall on my own before, and it was along a road I had previously considered large and confusing and scary. I do not fear it nearly so much now, which means that my driving horizons have expanded to include many previously out-of-reach locations. It’s nice finally developing a sense of direction and confidence in my driving skills.
 
I’m still a tiny bit afraid of that road, though, full as it is of scary city drivers with their bizarre hatred of traffic laws.
 
I ended up buying two Father’s Day presents practically on the spur of the moment – a tie for my uncle that I forgot to even give him today and a hat for my grandfather. I was out of ideas. I also got a pair of dress slacks for myself (which I’ve been needing, as I’m woefully short on work outfits) which actually fit me somewhat correctly, although the pockets fold oddly in the front. They will also need to be hemmed up a bit, because even Talbot’s Petites are too long for me. What I wouldn’t give for six more inches.
 
I did, however, find a very cute halter top at H&M. The top ties off to whatever length you desire, so there’s no fear of my bra suddenly making an appearance like there is with my other halter top. Yes, I have two counting my new one.
 
Mom and I took my uncle and grandpa to a tapas restaurant about an hour away for Father’s Day (my dad and brother are out camping), which I was very okay with because I love tapas. There are only about two real tapas restaurants anywhere near where I live, and they’re both about an hour’s drive, so anytime I get to go is a good thing. We only ordered about two rounds of tapas for the four of us, though, which I find quite funny because when Dad and my brother are with us we usually end up ordering closer to four rounds or so. XD There was a new dish there, called Cocoa y Setas, which promised sautéed mushrooms with melted cheese on flatbread; it wasn’t until I actually ordered it that I realized that it was basically a pizza, but so much better.
 
Best part by far, though, was another new dish, the shrimp wrapped in jamon Serrano. If you’ve never had Serrano ham, I highly recommend marching yourself over to an international market and finding some. It’s so much better than any ham you’d get from the deli; more flavorful and sharper, for one.
 
I miss Spain so much. I want to go back. It wasn’t just the food; I loved the atmosphere, the culture, the way everything closed in the middle of the day, and the way the city lit up and came alive after the sun went down. I loved the street performers, the open-air cafes, the art, the architecture, the history of it all, the views like nothing we have back home. I really want to go back there. I even could do it now, if I stuck to a really tight budget.
 
After lunch/dinner, we headed out to some of the antique malls in Virginia. I didn’t buy much, but I did get a string of freshwater pearls very much like the ones that my mummy asked me to re-string. Of course, I wouldn’t use the two together, since the pearls mom gave me were her mother’s, but at least that would let me complete the suite.
 
There were a lot of other interesting things on display, though, including the usual selection of cow horns, antlers, and other strange wall displays. There were a bunch of old LPs and magazines, too, which were just as attention-grabbing and pandering as they are today. Not much changes, hmm?
 
There was quite a lot of old jewelry, clothing, and books, too, particularly a 1920s Zane Gray novel that I almost bought even though I didn’t think I’d like it. Someone’s bridal dress was for sale. I don’t think I’d wear that, though, even if it fit me. That was someone’s wedding dress, someone’s memory. It’d feel wrong wearing it to something else.
 
But then again, almost everything in there was someone’s memory.
 
I’m heading back to work as normal on Monday, but Tuesday I have to make a 45-minute drive to a friend’s graduation, and I’m nervous about that. I have no idea where I’m going and I’ve never been before. Driving on that new road gave me a little more confidence, but not that much.
 
But that’s Tuesday. For now, I just have to worry about finishing my web article tomorrow. My articles are on the company website now, by the way. I’m officially published now. Very exciting. Mom’s been getting at me to save the articles and start a writing portfolio, but I’ve managed to get her to do it. :)  
 
I also got my first paycheck on Friday, which might help stanch the financial hemorrhage that is my Metro farecard.
Music:: "Pipe Dream" - Animusic
Mood:: 'complacent' complacent
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posted by [identity profile] pixxistixx4me.livejournal.com at 04:25am on 18/06/2007
Muppet = Win. Honestly. And of course you may have my babies as soon as possible.

Hooray, shopping! And an especial hooray for tapas! We need to go to a tapas place. Maybe on Saturday, when we go on our adventurous goth-shopping (and no, he still hans't told me *where*, exactly, we're going. Tricksey little bugger...)!

Q: Are you still going in to work on Tuesday, or are you schlepping off on a grand adventure with us after the festivities? I'm pretty sure Squishy is going, so if you don't feel like driving, you could slum with us.
 
posted by [identity profile] stunt-muppet.livejournal.com at 07:52pm on 19/06/2007
Yes indeed - and depending on where we're going, we *might* be close to Tapas Restaurant #2. :) See, this is why I need to know where we're shopping.
 
posted by [identity profile] 1x2foralways.livejournal.com at 05:12pm on 18/06/2007
Oh, God, shaving is EVIL. Tis what I hate about the summer...the fact I need to shave on a (more) regularly basis. And I dry-shave, so I get cuts too! It's a pain in the booty, but I don't like shaving with shaving cream. I know it's weird. I can't explain it. XD

Shopping is always fun! I'm glad you had a grand ol' time. (:

Good luck driving to your friend's graduation on Tuesday! Just stay calm, put on some music to relax you, and you should be fine. (:

Oh, and thanks for the hugs and well-wishes. *hugs* I'm just going through a really tough time right now (mentally speaking), and my depression has been recurring. Hopefully I'll get through this; having buddies like you, whom I know care, make it so much better. Thanks again.
 
posted by [identity profile] stunt-muppet.livejournal.com at 08:10pm on 19/06/2007
Ah, see, even with water and shaving cream I hack up my legs. And it's too hot in the summer time to wear pants and boots to cover it up. That's the one thing I like better about winter.

Haha, and I didn't end up driving anyway. Someone else drove. But thanks for the good wishes!

I'm glad to offer any help I can, and I really do hope you start feeling better soon. *squeeze* It's tough, but I know you'll get through it.
 
posted by [identity profile] 1x2foralways.livejournal.com at 04:22pm on 20/06/2007
Yes, winter is so much better! Not to mention the fact that there is a total absence of bees, which I can so do without. I'm terrified of those suckers.

Well, that's good! Better to be the passenger than the driver. :D

I'm feeling much, much better now. Thanks again, luvie. *hugs back*

Oh, and I wanted to ask you...what exactly are tapas? They sound positively yummy.
 
posted by [identity profile] stunt-muppet.livejournal.com at 08:45pm on 21/06/2007
Generally speaking, I like summer better because I hate being cold, but not having to shave and lack of bees are among winter's advantages.

Glad you're feeling better. *biiiig squeeze*

Tapas are small portions of food meant to be sampled and shared. It's a Spanish thing; instead of eating dinner, people in Spain very frequently order two or three small dishes (tapas) and share them among themselves. Tapas can be anything from assorted cheeses to fried asparagus to spicy sausage/chorizo to chilled sardines in vinegar to anything I mentioned above.

What's available and what's best varies by region, but here on this side of the Atlantic we don't have that problem (though good tapas places can be hard to find).
 
posted by [identity profile] viralmancer.livejournal.com at 06:13pm on 18/06/2007
Why, hair-removing cream grants you the awesome power of causing everyone within a six mile radius of you to go magically bald and sprout nuclear warts in place of hair. I thought everyone knew that.

What kind of razor do you use? The Quattro is very good for those who don't enjoy slicing themselves up. I don't know if there's a specific model or whatever, but the brand is Quattro. It's pretty hard to cut yourself on those things.
 
posted by [identity profile] stunt-muppet.livejournal.com at 08:12pm on 19/06/2007
Eew, nuclear warts. I don't think I want that superpower. I was hoping for...I dunno, superspeed or something. Oh well. Guess I'll just have to go track down a radioactive animal or something...XD

I use whatever razor's handy, which is probably part of the problem. I've seen the Quattro before, so I'll be sure to give it a look-see. Thanks for the suggestion.
 
posted by [identity profile] viralmancer.livejournal.com at 04:10pm on 20/06/2007
Well, it's not like *you'd* have the nuclear warts. XD
 
posted by [identity profile] stunt-muppet.livejournal.com at 08:46pm on 21/06/2007
Yes, but I'd then have to deal with people who do. Why make social interactions any more unpleasant than they have to be? :D
 
posted by [identity profile] eyesmadeofjade.livejournal.com at 02:49am on 19/06/2007
hhaha, yea, usually Nair stings if you leave it on for too long. Plus it smells really bad, even the vanilla flavour smells like B.O. mixed with vanilla.

Catching up with friends is good, one of my friends, I finally was able to have an actual getting together with her, and it was almost 5 years,. We went in details explaining our college experience ( she was a friend from high school, I knew well since 7th grade but became actual friends at 10th)

Yea, antique shops are great. Have you ever been to Takoma Park, it is filled with antique shops, art stores, and candy shopes. I brought an old 1920s pea coat there.
 
posted by [identity profile] stunt-muppet.livejournal.com at 08:18pm on 19/06/2007
Eew, not a good smell. I'll be holding off on that, then.

I have a lot of friends that I haven't seen in a long time but I've known since forever; I should really start getting together with them more. I've been lazy in that regard.

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