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A meme, because ganking other people's memes is fun (stolen and somewhat modified from

justnuts ):

I've got ten kinks/prompts on this list over here that you can't see, and a corresponding slot to be filled.

The first ten people to comment with a pairing and an unclaimed number will get a ~~two character sketch of the sexy variety~~ 500-word or so ficlet with the prompt that corresponds with their selected number. As soon as you pick a number, I'll let you know what you got.

Kinks will be pretty mild so there's a lower risk of people getting squicked by their own fics, but if what you get really doesn't sit right with you for whatever reason, just speak up and I'll be happy to pick something else. In fact really a lot of the prompts probably aren't kinks at all in the conventional sense of the word; I've find it interesting how a "kink" outside of fandom is generally something that most people in a random population sample don't enjoy, something unusual, whereas within fandom it seems to apply to everything outside of heterosexual missionary position with the lights off and the covers all the way up. But that's probably another discussion for another day, preferably when it's not 1:30 a.m. and I don't have to work in the morning.

ANYWAY TEN SLOTS, GO GO GO. I'd prefer to stick with Doctor Who, Transformers, or Umineko this go 'round, just to make things easier for me (because I'm hoping this will break my writing sluggishness without requiring me to spend money on more alcohol), but if you really want to see something else, put it in there anyway; I'll let you know if I don't think I'll be able to do it.

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caia_comica - Galvatron/Cyclonus - Biting/marking
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antepathy - Vortex/Onslaught - Orgasm denial/control
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spankpig - Blaster/Soundwave - Phone sex/coming without touching
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futuresoon - Beatrice/Battler - Up against the wall
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biichan - Bernkastel/Lambdadelta - Blindfolds
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artoni - Shattered Glass!Optimus/Elita - Striptease
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spacehussy - Optimus/Ironhide - Bondage
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eryaforsthye - Three/Brigadier - Toys
9.

justnuts - Grimlock/Optimus - Comfort sex
10.

pellimusprime - Optimus/Skywarp - Semi-public

And now it's time for bed again. Hopefully my antivirus repairs will stick this time. :(

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...Blaster and Soundwave? |D

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Ooh, I've never actually written Soundwave before. This ought to be fun. :D Pick a number?

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Oh balls, I forgot to pick a number. Hrmmm.... 3? :D

You got Phone Sex/Coming without Touching, which is weirdly perfect. XD

Hooray for my affinity for the uncanny! I can't wait to see what you'll come up with xDD

Oh god audial sex is like one of my biggest kinks ever for the TF fandom ;3;

:DDD Grimlock/Optimus!

I'm totally excited that you're doing this, so cool!

Hee, that's another character I'll be writing for the first time! Would you prefer comics Grimlock or cartoon Grimlock?

Also you forgot to pick a number, silly. :)

dskjf lol, silly me! 9! EDIT

I prefer comic Grimlock for intelligence level, but I am deeply fond of the "Me Grimlock" speech, too. So. a mix?

Edited Date: 2010-11-28 07:12 am (UTC)

You got Comfort Sex, which will be...interesting to work with for these two. XD And a mix it is!

That does sound.... really interesting! X) Thank you for doing these, totally looking forward to it~~~

6...Shattered Glass Elita & Optimus. c:?

You know, I hadn't even thought about shipping this. And now I am intrigued. :3

You got Striptease, which will be interesting for robots who don't wear clothes, but I'm sure I'll come up with something.

For a while there I thought it was the hottest thing on earth, at least the concept of it.

Then Blitzwing Bop came out and I'm all HMMMMMMM I GUESS SHE'S WITH RODDI NOW.

Oh hey, speaking of which - does it cost anything to sign up for the Collecters' Club? Because while I have access to enough pages of SG to have a feel for what SG!OP sounds like, I'd like to actually look at Elita-One's speech if I could, just so I don't get her totally wrong in the fic. PM me if need be. ;)

Sorry for delay.

There is a cost, but I can get the material to you - gimmie another few days?

fkjghsdkj you are so cool.

Ironhide/OP? 7, pls? :D IDW/G1 is all good~

(Also I'm suddenly really fascinated by

artoni's SG OP/Elita, whoa.)

justnuts is pretty cool for thinking up this meme, I think.

7 is Bondage, light or heavy as you prefer. Which I kind of can't wait to write for an OP/Ironhide fic, let me tell you. :D :D

I am highly looking forward to this as well!! *glee*

To answer your question: mostly light, but if they want it heavy I will not object <:3

4, Battler and Beatrice? :D (have you heard that they are making an Umineko fighting game, because, well, they're making an Umineko fighting game)

Edited Date: 2010-11-28 07:22 am (UTC)

That is the most exciting thing I have heard all day. PLEASE LET THIS GET LOCALIZED SOMEHOW; I don't care who I have to bribe. :D

Someone already picked 3, as well as 9, 6, 7, and 8; could you pick another number so I can write you some Beatrice/Battler sexytimes?

There is a trailer for it! I do not know of its odds of being translated; certainly it will never, ever be licensed, because that is the way the universe works. But there is always the possibility of YouTube clips!

My edits are so sneaky they cannot be detected--I changed it to 4 once I saw that someone else had already asked for 3. *g*

You can play as Ronove and the Siestas. This is pretty much the best game ever.

4 is Up against the wall, which I am very much looking forward to, if I do say so myself. XD

I know! I am a bit sad you cannot play as George or Jessica though, since--wait I think I am about to spoil you. Did you make it to the fourth arc? If you are a George or Jessica fan you will really like a particular part of the fourth arc, I am just saying. (Assuming it made it into the anime, which I actually haven't finished yet, um.)

...ehehehehe. I very much look forward to it tooooo. :D :D :D

Was that when they were fighting Gaap? Because that did make it into the anime, even if I haven't gotten to the fourth arc yet (I went and watched 6, then backtracked and did 1, 2, etc. I'm still working my way through the arcs that got compressed into the anime. And I haven't even touched 7 yet except for mild spoilers and those make me even more confused.). And yes, that was pretty impressive. Possibly they'll be unlockable or bonus characters?

(Also you have probably seen the gameplay footage videos, but here's one (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EvYV4sOmhkU&feature=related); apparently one of Battler's special attacks is grabbing his opponents breasts. I...am not sure how I feel about that.

I am sure how I feel about Ange suplexing people for her special attack. I feel that it is AWESOME.

...arcs 6 and 7? Okay I think you have me beat, I've only played the first four. I didn't even know there was a 7. Where'd you find them? I know there wasn't a download when I was going through the first four. And yeah, when they were fighting Gaap. Never before have I experienced such a sequence of "holy shit" moments. Holy shit, George can fight! Holy shit, Jessica can fight! Holy shit, both of them are awesome at fighting! --wait was that a beep and a number count and did Gaap's expression just change HOLY SHIT AUUUUUUGH. Ahem. Anyway.

Frankly, I wonder if Battler can use his special attack on Kanon and Ronove. Because I would be kind of down with that.

I thought it looked like Ange's special attack was summoning Sakutaro? Or maybe they all have multiple special attacks; I know I saw her reading from the book, too.

*long time lurker delurking out of pure excitement*

I utterly adore your Three-era Doctor Who stuff; I don't suppose I could have some Three/Brigadier fic? :)

Let's go with number...8 (as 3 is already taken). :P

Eeee I haven't written them in ages; I'm so glad you requested them. :D 8 is Toys, so that ought to be interesting. XD

Someone already picked Beatrice/Battora, so hows about some Bern/Lambda for number five?

You got Blindfolds, which I think fits them rather well. :D

Is two (whatever that is) still open? Because I could use some Vortex/Onslaught and whatever that is....

Indeed it is! Two is Orgasm control/denial. :D

(I have to admit I've actually never seen one of Vortex or Onslaught's episodes, so I shall have to watch some more G1, oh what a burden. XD)

Oh dear mother of toast. That is like...the PERFECT kink for them, too! (Wellllll at least in my pervy little headcanon). :D

Ooo, can I have Galvatron/Cyclonus for 1?

You certainly may, and 1 is Biting or Marking, so it seems strangely appropriate. XD

Eee, awesome! :D

:V 10? Skywarp and Optimus. :D

... *not sure if made it lol*

You did indeed! And 10 is Semi-public. :D

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