stunt_muppet

When an account is made of my life it will be full of half-finished memes and wasted hours on YouTube. Comedy will ensue.

Comment with a pairing what I ship and I'll tell you:
1. When I started shipping them
2. What I think their challenge is
3. What makes me happy about them
4. What makes me sad about them
5. What moment I wish had never happened
6. Who I'd be comfortable them ending up with, if not each other
7. My happily ever after for them

If you're not familiar with what I ship, check previous memes, my fandom tags, or, um, I guess I could just list them : I 'm something of an omnishipper in Doctor Who fandom; I don't actively ship Ten/Rose or Ten/Martha but that's more out of contrariness than anything (i.e. everyone ships it and writes busloads of fic about it so I feel the need not to). If I had to list specific ships, I'd pick One/Cameca, One/Vicki, One/Steven, Barbara/Ian, Steven/Dodo, Ben/Polly, Ben/Polly/Dodo, Polly/Victoria, Two/Jamie, Jamie/Victoria, Jo/Victoria, Three/Liz/Brigadier, Brigadier/Benton, Liz/Martha, Three/Donna, Three/Jo, Three/Delgado!Master(/Jo), Doctor/Sarah Jane, Doctor/Romana, Four (Five)/Adric, Five/Nyssa, Nyssa/Tegan, and from there I'm not really familiar enough with the Doctors to actively ship anything until Nine/Rose, and Ten/Donna pre-Journey's End.

For NCIS, I ship Abby/Everyone (Gibbs, Ducky, McGee, Kate...). I also kind of ship Gibbs/Ziva when I am feeling the need for wrongness, and even more occasionally McGee/Ziva.

For Bones: Booth/Brennan, Brennan/Angela, Angela/Hodgins, and Hodgins/Zac Addy before that thing I don't like to talk about.

For Horatio Hornblower: Horatio/Pellew and Horatio/Bush, primarily, but I'm also partial to Orrock/Jack Hammond.

For Star Trek Reboot: Kirk/Pike, Kirk/McCoy, Kirk/Sulu, Kirk/Chekov, Spock/Uhura, Kirk/Spock Prime, Pike/Sulu, Uhura/Gaila, and Chekov/Scotty.

For Transformers Animated: Prowl/Bumblebee, Bumblebee/Sari, Ratchet/Arcee, Optimus/Elita/Sentinel, Blackarachnia/Slipstream, Optimus/Blackarachnia for great bondageangst, Prowl/Jazz, Optimus/Ratchet kindasorta. And also Swindle/Lockdown in a bizarre sort of way. I've only seen a little of G1 and only up to the first season of Beast Wars, but thus far I can say I ship Optimus/Elita, Optimus/Ironhide, Starscream/Skyfire kind of, one-sided Galvatron/Cyclonus, and Cliffjumper/Mirage (because it's obligatory) in the former and maybe Megatron/Starscream in a strange, we're-comfortable-in-our-mutual-hate sort of way SHUT UP OKAY and Dinobot/Rattrap, Dinobot/Optimus, and Tigatron/Airazor in the latter.

Final Fantasy X: Auron/Braska/Jecht, Yuna/Lulu, Lulu/Wakka, Auron/Rikku sort of.



And...um...any other pairing you can think of that I've mentioned but forgot to put here because I'm lazy and tired.

Also, on other frivolous topics that are not my essay, someone please explain to me why I volunteered to write G1 fic for springkink , because it was a stupid, stupid, stupid thing to do. Especially since I'm writing from the perspective of G1!Prime and do you have any idea how difficult that is. Writing a Good Guy character not particularly known for lengthy introspection or psychological issues (which I'm not used to) for a canon I'm still familiarizing myself with in which the participants are not even intimate in familiar ways so I have to invent entirely new ways of writing basic physical contact? WHAT WAS I THINKING. Waugh. *smacks fic around*

And now, to sleep. Good night, everybody.