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posted by [identity profile] kayliemalinza.livejournal.com at 05:55am on 04/12/2009
THEY MIGHT HAVE BEEN BOTH! They're both gods of love, and this is Greco-Roman mythology. I say it's practically canon.


It amuses me that technically, there are two sets of boobs in that picture. Also, between this pic and the entirety of his performance in The Irrefutable Truth About Demons, I am convinced that Karl Urban's nipples are perpetually hard.
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posted by [identity profile] stunt-muppet.livejournal.com at 06:10am on 04/12/2009
Also, between this pic and the entirety of his performance in The Irrefutable Truth About Demons, I am convinced that Karl Urban's nipples are perpetually hard.

See, you tell me not to check his back catalog, and they you tell me about his nipples in an amusingly-named movie. Quit it with the mixed signals. :(

I feel like closer examination of the rather tight and stretchy Starfleet uniforms is called for in this case.

See, due to the kind of stuff I've been talking about in this LJ lately, I found myself marveling at what a tiny waist he's got and wondering how he'd look in a corset. I think I need help.
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posted by [identity profile] kayliemalinza.livejournal.com at 06:13am on 04/12/2009
Ah, see, the ITaD is a notable exception. It's awesome and I love it and watched it 3 times in a row after I downloaded it.


Sadly, the Starfleet uniforms have two shirts-- the colored shirt and a black undershirt. So I think a closer examination would prove to be disappointing. :(



I think he would look fabulous, especially after Gaila tells him to hold onto the bedpost while she tightens it. :)
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posted by [identity profile] stunt-muppet.livejournal.com at 06:24am on 04/12/2009
Oooh. I'll have to check it out once I can rent movies and things again. And he's playing an anthropologist, or so IMDB tells me! I don't know why that makes it better but it does.

I'm getting so predictable. :D :D :D
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posted by [identity profile] kayliemalinza.livejournal.com at 06:25am on 04/12/2009
He plays a naked anthropologist.

Important distinction.
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posted by [identity profile] stunt-muppet.livejournal.com at 06:35am on 04/12/2009
...and for some reason (probably because it's late) I somehow made the cognitive leap from "naked anthropologist" to "nudist" and am imagining Karl Urban starring in a movie as a nudist advocating for acceptance of a clothes-free lifestyle even while doing his field work.

I'm afraid I have no way to explain myself.
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posted by [identity profile] kayliemalinza.livejournal.com at 06:36am on 04/12/2009
But it's Karl Urban so this movie shall have to incorporate some fantasy or sci-fi elements.

I suggest you brainstorm on that. You know, while you're snuggled up in bed anyway.
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posted by [identity profile] stunt-muppet.livejournal.com at 04:55am on 06/12/2009
I'VE GOT IT. Nudist anthropologist takes part in a population study and discovers that substantial numbers of the human population for the past 50 years are actually being KIDNAPPED BY ALIENS OMG.

Oh, shush, it's finals time, I'm not feeling terribly imaginative.
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