stunt_muppet

And then I remember if I'm trying to wean myself off tumblr I have to start doing low-content shitposts here instead because that's mostly what I've got.

anyway.

So now that I've successfully cosplayed once I've got the bug but I can't decide who else I want to dress up as. The kind of costume I'd be most excited to try is a monster cosplay, like that one Silent Hill costume that did the rounds on the internet. Dressing up as a monster would make sure that my costume was unique, and plus I love the idea of taking something outlandish and not physically real and recreating it in 3d materials.

The problem with that is that monsters in games tend to be tall, which I am not. to get the most imposing and creepy look for something like the Dark Souls/Bloodborne bosses, I'd need to learn to walk on stilts and that's slightly more effort than I want to go to. So I was trying to think of monster costumes I could do that would still look okay worn on a short person.

And then I had a thought.

I've been pretty obsessed with Darkest Dungeon lately, and while its most recognizable monsters still obey the "monsters are tall" rule, you know who's instantly recognizable that I could dress up as?

This little asshole.

Who as a bonus everyone who's played the game would know immediately because of his assholery.

I'm pretty sure I even have a hat like that.