posted by [identity profile] stunt-muppet.livejournal.com at 03:51am on 02/07/2008
Dear God,

While I would also like to know why that dog's eyes are wonky, I concede that this would not be nearly as funny if they weren't. So feel no need to change anything.

Love,
Muppet.
 
posted by [identity profile] kayliemalinza.livejournal.com at 03:55am on 02/07/2008
Dear God,

If you make a dog wonky-eyed because it'd be funny, would you also turn his fur bright pink? What about making him bald? Where does it end?

This is a slippery slope, God. Don't listen to the scurrilous 'Muppet.'

Love,
Kaylie
 
posted by [identity profile] stunt-muppet.livejournal.com at 01:20pm on 02/07/2008
Dear God,

I would like to point out that hairless Chihuahuas already grace this wonderful planet of Yours, and thus that dogs have already been made bald for the lulz. However, I have yet to see dogs with bright pink fur. Clearly, You are aware of how to exercise restraint in this matter.

Love,
Muppet
 
posted by [identity profile] kayliemalinza.livejournal.com at 07:49pm on 02/07/2008
Dear God,

There are animals known as "blue-footed boobies" and "sugar babies." There is also Brian Peppers. With all due respect, Big Sky Sir, I don't think "restraint" is in your skill set.

Love,
Kaylie
 
posted by [identity profile] stunt-muppet.livejournal.com at 12:02am on 03/07/2008
Dear God,

If I may say so, the blue-footed boobies and sugar babies were our own faults. You may have created funny-looking wildlife, but we were the ones who gave them the dodgy names.

I think Brian Peppers might still be on You, though. Credit where credit is due, is all I'm saying.

Love,
Muppet

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