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Yet another procrastinatory meme.

posted by [personal profile] stunt_muppet at 04:17pm on 06/04/2008 under , , , ,

This is the LAST ONE I'm allowed today. Then I have to go back to my studying (that's why I've been all-around slow to comment today). Really, I should be doing that now. But I saw this at

[personal profile] eponymous_rose's journal and could not resist.

Feel free to kick me if you see me around for the next few hours, because I've an English test tomorrow and I've GOT TO GET WORKING.

The Work-In-Progress Fic Meme: 

(Currently covering only long!fic and chaptered works, not smaller one-shots. Does not by a long shot cover everything I'm working on.)

 

The Memory Always Lies
 
Third Doctor: I seem to be in a fobwatch at the moment.
Corporal John Smith: Hallo! I’m the Doctor’s personality while he’s fobwatched. I’m much more compliant and cheerful.
Brig: …I think I kind of like you better.
Fobwatch!Three: Really?
Brig: Well, he does listen to me more than you did.
Liz: *has the lab to herself*
Benton: So someone who looks and sounds exactly like the Doctor is taking orders from me? This is awkward.
Smith and Benton: *are vaguely subtexty*
Eyeless corpse: *is mysterious*
Fobwatch: *is missing*
Wackiness: *ensues*

The Archimedes Butterfly
 
Random UNIT soldier: *iz ded*
Brig: Looks like suicide, but we’ve got to investigate it anyway. He is our personnel, after all.
Doctor: Actually, he was poisoned.
Liz: And look! So were five other people in the past six-and-a-half months.
Doctor: By the same compound. Which can’t be found on Earth.
Another Random Person: *ded of poison*
Doctor and Liz: But what does it mean?
PlotMonster: O HAI.
Timey-Wimey Stuff: *occurs*
Doctor: You know, maybe if my TARDIS wasn’t broken I could do something about this. Hint, hint.
Time Lords: Nice try.

Untitled [profile] churchontimefic (Prison in Space)
 
Doctor: Well, this new planet we landed on looks nice enough…
Jack-Booted Secret Police: *seize*
Other Citizens of Planet In Question: What secret police? Our Scary Dictator Queen is just and wonderful and would never do such a thing.
Scary Dictator Queen: Ooh, I love a man in a kilt. Marry me and be my love slave, Jamie.
Hypnotized!Jamie: I make a right bonnie bride, I do.
Hypnotized!Zoe: I’m through with being an oppressed, thankless tool of the patriarchy. Shapeless jumpsuits FTW!
Imprisoned!Doctor: Does this mean you won’t be springing me from jail so I can go save my husba—Jamie?
Hypnotized!Zoe: Get out yourself.

Other Untitled Doctor Who fic
 
Doctor and Master: *bicker*
Jo: Maybe we should do something about the insane war god out there thirsting for our blood? Just a suggestion.
Doctor and Master: *grudgingly cooperate*
Doctor: I sort of anticipated being tied up at least once, but tied to you I didn’t see coming.
Master: Stop nattering and help me get us out of here.
TARDIS: *takes an awful lot of abuse*

Little Brothers Chapter 6
 
Officer Yelina Salas: So it looks like this was a hit-and-run; the driver didn’t even slow down, if the skid marks are any indication…
Detective Raymond Caine: Hey, baby.
Yelina: …Are you trying to pick me up at a crime scene?
Raymond: Yep.
Yelina: And yet this is somehow less skeezy than it sounds. You want to go get coffee?
*later, on the phone*
Ray: Hey, big brother, I’ve almost made it with this fantastic chick.
Horatio: Isn’t this the one you picked up at a crime scene?
Ray: Yeah.
Horatio: …I can't believe I'm related to you.

(Plus my [profile] prompt_in_a_boxfics, my [profile] 20_firstkissesfics, my [profile] unusuallygenficathon piece, and all the other dozens of one-shots that have collected over the months. Oh, and my schoolwork.)

I'm off to try to memorize which one's a Petrarchian Sonnet and which one's a Shakespearean sonnet. Wish me luck.
Mood:: 'anxious' anxious
location: hidey-hole
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posted by [identity profile] rhia-starsong.livejournal.com at 08:42pm on 06/04/2008
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I'm pretty sure I've seen these before somewhere, but may I just say, they're exceedingly funny. Who!crack ftw!
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posted by [identity profile] stunt-muppet.livejournal.com at 02:54am on 07/04/2008
You probably have; I've nattered about most of them in my journal/in real life before. But I'm glad you enjoyed them. :D
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posted by [identity profile] rhia-starsong.livejournal.com at 03:00am on 07/04/2008
Of course I enjoyed them; you're feeding my addiction!
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posted by [identity profile] stunt-muppet.livejournal.com at 03:14am on 07/04/2008
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*is completely hypnotized by icon!Jamie*
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posted by [identity profile] rhia-starsong.livejournal.com at 03:37am on 07/04/2008
::beams:: Why thank you!

He is lovely, no?
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posted by [identity profile] stunt-muppet.livejournal.com at 04:41am on 07/04/2008
He certainly is, especially in that smashing outfit with a collar and everything. :D
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posted by [identity profile] rhia-starsong.livejournal.com at 01:15pm on 07/04/2008
I'm in love with his expression there.
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posted by [identity profile] airie-fairy.livejournal.com at 09:01pm on 06/04/2008
Omg Who fic ones!!! XD Especially the Jo/Doctor/Master one because I'm obviously not biased.
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posted by [identity profile] stunt-muppet.livejournal.com at 03:00am on 07/04/2008
Obviously. :D Yeah, I've had so very many Who!fic bunnies that they're getting a bit hard to keep track of, but those are the ones that have a coherent plot (mostly) thus far.
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posted by [identity profile] nentari.livejournal.com at 09:27pm on 06/04/2008
Doctor: You know, maybe if my TARDIS wasn’t broken I could do something about this. Hint, hint.
Time Lords: Nice try.
*dies*
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posted by [identity profile] stunt-muppet.livejournal.com at 03:03am on 07/04/2008
That's why I love memes like this. Saves me thr trouble of making the prose all pretty. :D
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OMG THIS IS AWESOME

posted by [identity profile] rainbowstevie.livejournal.com at 02:16am on 07/04/2008
Seriously, greatest thing ever. Possibly as great as the eventual fics themselves. I cannot stop laughing. XD

PlotMonster: O HAI.
Timey-Wimey Stuff: *occurs*
Plots in a nutshell, excellent.

And just, everything leading up to Horatio's facepalm...heeheehee.
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Re: OMG THIS IS AWESOME

posted by [identity profile] stunt-muppet.livejournal.com at 03:13am on 07/04/2008
Possibly as great as the eventual fics themselves.

I certainly hope so. These are significantly easier to write, what with the ability to encapsulate the plot in about three words. :D
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