This is the worst belated Christmas present ever

[stunt_muppet]

Muppet: Hey, it's my first day working at the Bethesda store. I should show up early to make a good impression!

Muppet's Body: Merry Christmas! I got you pinkeye.

Muppet: D:

Muppet's Body: Or maybe just a stye, I'm not sure which, but either way you're going to have to take time off work to go to the eye doctor to make sure you don't give everyone else contagious eye germs.

Muppet: D:<

Muppet's Body: Oh, and you're going to have to throw out all your eye makeup.

Muppet: I HATE YOU.

Muppet's Body: I got you back pain too.

Comments

[kayliemalinza]

D:

[stunt_muppet]

You always have appropriate icons for every occasion.

Turns out I don't have pinkeye! I just have some sort of pimple on my eyelid that swells it half-shut so I look vaguely like an Igor.

I may have to wear an eyepatch to work tomorrow.