posted by [identity profile] stunt-muppet.livejournal.com at 05:59am on 04/12/2009
I don't think you can bleach face fuzz?

Really? Huh. I figured it wouldn't be much harder than dying eyebrows or something, since both are on the face, but I suppose fuzz grows back much faster.

And also I think his stubble is just too virile. It's like, "FUCK YOU, RAZOR. I LIVE ON KARL URBAN'S FACE."

He's one of those people who has a five-o-clock shadow even clean-shaven, I suspect. Permastubble, if you will.

I AM STARTING TO MISS YOUR MOM JOKES. That scares me, Kaylie. That *scares* me.

He's a sci-fi fan, ok? He took those roles on purpose. "Cheesy" doesn't begin to cover it.

The fact that he agreed to be in the Doom movie alone tell me that. I wonder if he asked to be the guy with the first-person-shooting scene.

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