stunt_muppet

I don't - I have this paranoia that bootleg movies are going to make my computer explode for some reason and/or the RIAA is going to come banging on my door in the middle of the night and haul me off to solitary for stealing movies, despite knowing that both scenarios are so unlikely as to be ridiculous. But I hear the DVD's not very far off, so I figured I could wait.

IT MAKES ME SO HAPPY THAT STUDIOS ARE DOING THAT NOW. It's like they're saying, "Go ahead! Make ridiculous icons! Use screencaps as your computer wallpapers and pretend the characters are watching you work! Dodgy manips? It's ok."

Hee! "You should totally recreate that Kirk/Spock "Closer" vid with our film's footage! That'd be *awesome*. Not that we've, ah, watched the original or anything. Not at all. ahem."

OH MY GOD THEY HAVE A TRICORDER

DUDE I WANT ONE. NO ACTUALLY I WANT MY PHONE TO LOOK LIKE ONE. THAT WOULD PRETTY MUCH BE THE MOST AWESOME GEEKY THING I COULD DO.

Pssssh. What's the point of being an adult if you can't have a tricorder? That's not an adulthood I want any part of.

Also, they fence. >D

I am starting to worry that I just might not be able to handle this fic when I do finally read it. I might, I don't know, actually shut down for a bit in a completely undignified manner. I'll have to make sure I'm not in Belk Lab then either.

BG apparently has done a whole slew of cheesy romance films, including a blatant Harlequin rip-off where he is a stableboy. I AM NOT LYING.

Oh, I know you're not lying. I checked. Was that the one with the not at all phallic water hose he's washing the horse with? Yeah. Also, I've heard of the concept of the conspicuously shirtless stable boy as a joke so often that I sometimes forget the reason it's a cliche is because, in a whole lot of books and movies, there actually is a conspicuously shirtless stable boy. The world of the romance novel is a beautiful, baffling thing. :D

God, just look at those abs. I mean, really, I'm normally sort of meh on the prospect of chest hair, but I can definitely make an exception here. Whew.

ALSO, COWBOY HAT.

Dude, I watched the Mummy sequel multiple times of my own volition. I feel no shame.

But was it the sequel with the Scorpion King or the one with Jet Li? Because I, um, actually kinda like Scorpion King. Rick and Evey are darling which is unfortunate because it means I can't ship Rick/Ardeth Bey or Evey/Anak-su-namun with abandon. But they're so cute I forgive them for it.

I haven't seen the Jet Li version. Rachel Weiss wasn't even in it. :(