stunt_muppet

Annoyed me away from the pairing? Darlin', you've barely talked about it! And now to mercilessly tease you: in my fic, Sulu doesn't just like-like Pike. He wants to pledge undying loyalty and say, "Kirk? Kirk who?"

Yes! Laugh lines! I don't know anything about BG, but you can tell that Pike has earned those laugh lines. He's earned them by laughing at every single cadet who deserved (which would be all of them.)

"Kirk, you too. You're not supposed to be here anyway... so no-one will notice if you don't make back alive." That's basically what he's saying there. :D N'awww, Pikey. You're so sweet.

The movie is called Wild Orchid, directed by Zalman King.

I had to go scroll through the Pike tag at ontd_startrek because that's how I found out about this movie.... via a PICSPAM! I've linked you directly to the second lj cut because the poster picspammed two movies at one go. And um, remember when I said it was soft-core porn? I wasn't lying. Don't look at this in Belk Lab, is what I'm saying.

The poster also provides a DOWNLOAD for just his scenes, which is so considerate because apparently the rest of the movie really blows. BG's scenes almost blow, too, because he is young and smooth (sadface.) Luckily the first picspam is of National Treasure: Book of Secrets where he is attractively aged and wearing a tuxedo. Not to mention, there are other picspams in the BG/Pike tag.