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stunt_muppet at 04:32am on 20/09/2009 under life
stunt_muppet at 04:32am on 20/09/2009 under lifeThe quick and easy way to ruin your weekend:
Discover than not only are there ants in your room stealing your food, but there is an ENTIRE COLONY OF FRUIT FLIES living in your trash can. And they're fucking impossible to get rid of. They won't LEAVE.
Needless to say this has turned me from a decent entomology student to "EVERY SINGLE INDIVIDUAL MEMBER OF CLASS INSECTA NEEDS TO FUCKING DIE RIGHT NOW".
AND NOW THERE'S A BUG BITE ON MY ANKLE AND I DON'T KNOW HOW IT GOT THERE EVEN THOUGH I KNOW FRUIT FLIES CAN'T BITE BUT WHAT IF THEY WEREN'T REALLY FRUIT FLIES WHAT IF THEY WERE SOMETHING ELSE AND OH MY GOD I ALREADY FEEL LIKE THEY'RE CRAWLING ALL OVER ME ALONG WITH ALL THE ANTS WHAT IF THEY'VE INFESTED MY BEDROOM AND THERE'S SOME EMORMOUS FUCKOFF ANT FARM WHAT I'M SLEEPING RIGHT ON TOP OF.
I...I know this sounds stupid. but I do not know if I'm going to be able to sleep tonight. Someone please take my mind of these fucking BUGS.
*shudder*
Discover than not only are there ants in your room stealing your food, but there is an ENTIRE COLONY OF FRUIT FLIES living in your trash can. And they're fucking impossible to get rid of. They won't LEAVE.
Needless to say this has turned me from a decent entomology student to "EVERY SINGLE INDIVIDUAL MEMBER OF CLASS INSECTA NEEDS TO FUCKING DIE RIGHT NOW".
AND NOW THERE'S A BUG BITE ON MY ANKLE AND I DON'T KNOW HOW IT GOT THERE EVEN THOUGH I KNOW FRUIT FLIES CAN'T BITE BUT WHAT IF THEY WEREN'T REALLY FRUIT FLIES WHAT IF THEY WERE SOMETHING ELSE AND OH MY GOD I ALREADY FEEL LIKE THEY'RE CRAWLING ALL OVER ME ALONG WITH ALL THE ANTS WHAT IF THEY'VE INFESTED MY BEDROOM AND THERE'S SOME EMORMOUS FUCKOFF ANT FARM WHAT I'M SLEEPING RIGHT ON TOP OF.
I...I know this sounds stupid. but I do not know if I'm going to be able to sleep tonight. Someone please take my mind of these fucking BUGS.
*shudder*
distressed
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It might help.
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See? See? Look at that. I've been moved to fucking *interrobangs*, that's how flipped out I am.
P.S. I know I should have thought to request a return receipt on the e-mail itself or something, but I did want to make sure you got it, so...
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i did get it, but i'm wiped out from work at the moment and have done literally nothing of use this evening. :/
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Oh, no, no, please take your time - I just wanted to make sure it hadn't gotten lost in the ether as my e-mails are wont to do. And now despite my terror I really must go to bed, augh.
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For some reason I feel I must assure you that I don't do any of that suspiciously-erotic-squirming-and-groaning nonsense when I'm in pain. I just whimper and wave my arms around a bit. I mean I guess it'd work if you were into flailing, but in that case I have no idea what to do with you anyway so idk.
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I don't see how you could suspect my icon of anything. All of my icons are far beyond reproach.
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I'm just saying that's the sort of thing that tends to end with handcuffs and tentacles and Skience I don't understand, you know. One can't be too careful.