Oh my god, Peter, you're such an idiot.

[stunt_muppet]

I am so, so glad I never saw Spider-Man 3 in theaters.

OH MY GOD PETER YOU COMPLETE DIPSHIT. Maybe your girlfriend wouldn't be mad at you if you weren't yammering on about how haaaard it is being an icon while she's just lost her job and had her self-esteem eviscerated by newspaper reviews.

Also really shouldn't the Venom symbiote make you interesting or something instead of making you a sexist creeper with emo hair?

ALSO OH MY GOD EDDIE JESUS IS NOT YOUR HITMAN. EXCUSE ME WTF R U DOING.

Best characters so far: Landlord and his daughter. Also Bruce Campbell's character, on account of being Bruce Campbell. And the little fanboy who didn't want Spider-Man to catch girl cooties at the ceremony. And Jonah Jameson.

And why doesn't Sandman do anything? Why is Venom so lame? This movie has too many villains in it aagh.

*shakes head* At least I have the epic man-love of Harry and Peter to content me.

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[happydalek.livejournal.com]

Also really shouldn't the Venom symbiote make you interesting or something instead of making you a sexist creeper with emo hair?

I realize I'm totally in the minority on this, but I actually thought this was hilarious and made perfect sense. Best part of the movie, imo.

But sadly it means that we now won't get the awesome Venom movie we all hoped for because of stoopid Sandman. Waaaay too much going on in this one, a disappointing finale.

[stunt-muppet.livejournal.com]

I think I might have liked it better if it didn't seem so out of place. One minute Peter's dissolving Sandman, the next he's staring at the mirror and thinking "only EMO HAIR can express my newfound inner darkness!". If he'd started with the hair and the clothes and the ogling women and then moved up to violence, exposing Eddie Brock, killing Sandman, etc., then the scene might have fit better.

But yeah. Sandman or Venom on their own, I might have liked, or even Sandman or Venom with Harry in there as well, but all three of them in the same movie was too much.