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stunt_muppet) wrote2007-11-15 11:37 pm
stunt_muppet) wrote2007-11-15 11:37 pm
Lock the doors and close the blinds/we're goin' for a ride.
And now, to balance out all the wangst in that last post...
AUGH. This song. This song. It's completely stuck in my head. I can't stop listening to it. Like, whenever I'm listening to some other song, I'm counting down the seconds till it's over so I can listen to "I Can't Decide" again.
Holy cheese it's completely stuck. SOMEONE GET IT OUT. *knocks head on wall*
Of course, the worst part is
AUGH. This song. This song. It's completely stuck in my head. I can't stop listening to it. Like, whenever I'm listening to some other song, I'm counting down the seconds till it's over so I can listen to "I Can't Decide" again.
Holy cheese it's completely stuck. SOMEONE GET IT OUT. *knocks head on wall*
Of course, the worst part is
when I start imagining Ten!nant and Simm!Master doing this whole choreographed dance routine to the song. Which is slightly plausible, because the Master did dance to it, and "Last of the Time Lords" is where I heard the song, but...still. I mean, I highly doubt either Tennant or Simm have anything approaching a falsetto. And I'm fairly certain man!hips don't do that. No, hon, not even the boys' unbelievably skinny and probably supple man!hips*. That's pretty much a girl thing you're thinking of.
*Seriously, someone feed them. Not that skinny doesn't look good on them, but their shoulders are actually pointy.
Of course, then this bizarre mental image infects my other fandoms...
Whatever part of my brain controls my crackalicious daydreams, please take note:
1. I don't care how apt you feel this song is for Bobby Goren and Nicole Wallace, the lyrics also imply some form of sick attraction between the singer and the person they're singing to, and I'm quite comfortably certain that doesn't exist between them. No, really. I am sure about this. Like, ninety-nine point nine percent sure. I mean, we're already in crack!land so feel free to ignore those statistics, but...don't plan any songfics around this. I'm begging you.
2. Okay, I don't think Horatio and Stetler hate each other quite that much. And, Epic Fashion Bondage notwithstanding, they're nowhere even approaching that gay. And I reiterate my earlier point about man!hips. Again, we're already smoking the good stuff, so plausibility isn't exactly at issue, but just...never share this with anybody.
...wait.
*Seriously, someone feed them. Not that skinny doesn't look good on them, but their shoulders are actually pointy.
Of course, then this bizarre mental image infects my other fandoms...
Whatever part of my brain controls my crackalicious daydreams, please take note:
1. I don't care how apt you feel this song is for Bobby Goren and Nicole Wallace, the lyrics also imply some form of sick attraction between the singer and the person they're singing to, and I'm quite comfortably certain that doesn't exist between them. No, really. I am sure about this. Like, ninety-nine point nine percent sure. I mean, we're already in crack!land so feel free to ignore those statistics, but...don't plan any songfics around this. I'm begging you.
2. Okay, I don't think Horatio and Stetler hate each other quite that much. And, Epic Fashion Bondage notwithstanding, they're nowhere even approaching that gay. And I reiterate my earlier point about man!hips. Again, we're already smoking the good stuff, so plausibility isn't exactly at issue, but just...never share this with anybody.
...wait.