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stunt_muppet) wrote2010-05-07 02:31 pm
stunt_muppet) wrote2010-05-07 02:31 pm
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bibble bobble
So not being snowed under by work means that I might finally be able to finish all the memes I've posted but not finished, and I am the sort of huge nerd who is actually looking forward to that! Memes are fun and easier than actually doing anything.
Granted, these should probably wait until I'm completely finished with work, but I've also just come across this one and I want to put it up before I forget about it:
Give me a character or pairing and I will write snippets of ten different alternate universe for it. One line, ten lines, a ficlet if you're lucky.
1. wild west:
2. cyberpunk:
3.furries vampires: (stop that, I don't know anything about animals anyway)
4. pirates:
5. ...in SPACE!!:
6. born another gender:
7. schoolfic:
8. police/firefighters:
9. urban fantasy:
10. harem:
---
In "What The Hell Casting Agency" thoughts, apparently Patrick Dempsey, John Malkovich, and Frances McDormand have been cast in Transformers 3. Which...well, to quote the Go Fug Yourself girls: "That reads like a casting Mad Lib. Like, "[GREAT HAIR] and [VERY ACTORLY VILLAIN TYPE] and [RESPECTED INDIE DRAMATIST AND COMEDIENNE] will be co-starring in the new [SHIT BLOWS UP AND IS LOUD] by [NOTORIOUS NUTJOB].""
I'm not quite as shocked by Malkovich and McDormand, despite their actorly cred, because very good actors have a long and storied tradition of appearing in boomfiestas (generally due to the dump trucks full of money that the producers leave on their lawns at night) and after Ben "Remember when I played Gandhi?" Kingsley showed up in BloodRayne nothing surprises me anymore. But Patrick Dempsey? Mr. Romantic Drama/Occasional Comedy? Did you take a wrong turn in the studio somewhere and just stick around in hopes of scoring one of those dollar-filled dump trucks?
Also there are rumors of Unicron appearing in this film. I predict that it will take him a solid half-hour to transform.
Can I also just mention how much I adore GFY? It makes me feel so much better about being a stereotype of a woman who likes shoes and dresses and things. Also, apparently Katy Perry has worn a light-up dress at some point. No matter what I think of her music, at least she's living the dream.
Speaking of fashion and ridiculous girliness, these shoes must be mine. They're sparkly! And purple! And have laces! They are like everything I've ever coveted in a shoe.
*yawns and stretches* I should go do something productive today. Like finish my work. Or do laundry, since I still have no pants.
Granted, these should probably wait until I'm completely finished with work, but I've also just come across this one and I want to put it up before I forget about it:
Give me a character or pairing and I will write snippets of ten different alternate universe for it. One line, ten lines, a ficlet if you're lucky.
1. wild west:
2. cyberpunk:
3.
4. pirates:
5. ...in SPACE!!:
6. born another gender:
7. schoolfic:
8. police/firefighters:
9. urban fantasy:
10. harem:
---
In "What The Hell Casting Agency" thoughts, apparently Patrick Dempsey, John Malkovich, and Frances McDormand have been cast in Transformers 3. Which...well, to quote the Go Fug Yourself girls: "That reads like a casting Mad Lib. Like, "[GREAT HAIR] and [VERY ACTORLY VILLAIN TYPE] and [RESPECTED INDIE DRAMATIST AND COMEDIENNE] will be co-starring in the new [SHIT BLOWS UP AND IS LOUD] by [NOTORIOUS NUTJOB].""
I'm not quite as shocked by Malkovich and McDormand, despite their actorly cred, because very good actors have a long and storied tradition of appearing in boomfiestas (generally due to the dump trucks full of money that the producers leave on their lawns at night) and after Ben "Remember when I played Gandhi?" Kingsley showed up in BloodRayne nothing surprises me anymore. But Patrick Dempsey? Mr. Romantic Drama/Occasional Comedy? Did you take a wrong turn in the studio somewhere and just stick around in hopes of scoring one of those dollar-filled dump trucks?
Also there are rumors of Unicron appearing in this film. I predict that it will take him a solid half-hour to transform.
Can I also just mention how much I adore GFY? It makes me feel so much better about being a stereotype of a woman who likes shoes and dresses and things. Also, apparently Katy Perry has worn a light-up dress at some point. No matter what I think of her music, at least she's living the dream.
Speaking of fashion and ridiculous girliness, these shoes must be mine. They're sparkly! And purple! And have laces! They are like everything I've ever coveted in a shoe.
*yawns and stretches* I should go do something productive today. Like finish my work. Or do laundry, since I still have no pants.