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I know, but I do needle you about it at your own journal, which I thought might seem excessive. I do need to ramble on and on about my Trek crack. The DVD's not out yet so it's not *right there in front of me* all the time which means it's trickier to write fic for which means I don't try to write much fic for it which means I don't talk about it nearly as much. Possibly I should give the ficcing a go. Couldn't hurt.

Hai speaking of pestering you have you got a chance to look over the Chapter 3 outline yet? I mean, if you're putting it off so that you can write me Sulu/Pike of deliciousness, that's totally okay. :D

And now to mercilessly tease you: in my fic, Sulu doesn't just like-like Pike. He wants to pledge undying loyalty and say, "Kirk? Kirk who?"

IT'S LIKE YOU CAN READ MY MIND. AND BY MY MIND, I MEAN THE ONE YOU'RE NOT ACTUALLY SUPPOSED TO THINK WITH MOST OF THE TIME.

And um, remember when I said it was soft-core porn? I wasn't lying. Don't look at this in Belk Lab, is what I'm saying.

Holy shirt, my life has shadowy half-visible Captain!wang in it now. I was not expecting that. O___o

The shapely (and humorously pale) Captain!ass was much more expected. Oh, BG, you have made some truly interesting film choices over the course of your long and surely distinguished career. Also WOW. I, ah, may have to set aside a discreet folder for this download.

You know, I didn't even know about Zalman King or the Red Shoe Diaries until this picspam. I missed so much by being a prudish 15-year-old. :(

He looks so different when he's younger, though. I might not have recognized him if I didn't already know who he was. He looks a bit like James Marsden with less floppy hair and a slightly narrower face. Although to be honest, part of it might just be that I'm not used to Captain Pike shoving nude masked wimmens around and being all naked and stuff. Well, not used to it onscreen anyway.

I am ashamed to admit that I saw the second National Treasure in theaters and I did recognize him there. I'M SORRY OKAY. I WAS GOING WITH MY FAMILY; THEY DIDN'T KNOW ANY BETTER.